"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't treat slores like a slore: Here's why.

Naughty Ninja

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If you meet a slore and fvck her etc and want to keep her around. Don't treat her like a slore. Treat her the same way you'd treat someone who deserves to be treated good.

Why? Because though you may not say anything negative all chicks will pick up on your non-verbal actions, or 'clues' you may have unintentionally left.

So if you expect to keep the chick around for a fb. Treat her like a normal person, if you don't want her around? Still treat her the same but lose her number and go no contact. Otherwise don't come crying on threads that you've porno God fvcked some chick in the first night and "all of a sudden unbeknownst to you she never answers your calls, texts again."

Keep it Zen like. Don't get emotional, don't treat chicks even slores like slores. Fvck them yes. Have some nasty fun with them, but make them want more and keep tuned in to things you might do to turn them off even IF they tell you you were their best lay. Talk to them like a person. Look into their eyes. Smile etc. Otherwise don't be surprised when you want more and she takes off and never gives you a reason why. Learn from your experiences and grow from them.

You can always just leave on your own terms no?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Couldn't agree more.
All girls want to believe they're girlfriend material.
 

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I apply this to everyone in my life. If people come to my house they are treated like family. They almost always reciprocate.

Girls in Amsterdam will throw your clothes out in the street if you refer to them as a slore, even if you say it in a matter of fact versus derogatory way (don't ask how I know this).

One night the stripper said "People will think I'm a slore if they know where I work!" and she cried herself to sleep in my arms. The couple of times I even remotely made a comment to that effect to her I could feel her heart shattering and it actually hurt me.

It's only in pornos that people can get away with calling them that.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yup! Thought y'all knew that.

Even prost!tutes talk 'bout their boyfriends with such intense that leaves you absolutely confused. They are human, they are girls and they wanna walk down the aisle someday too.

Girls justify this behavior by claiming "love and sex" are different.... So no matter how slorey they are, they still need some form of closure.

Resist the temptation.... In as much as I just wanna let 'em know that I know how slorey they are and how much it disgusts you.... you just gotta realize that it's gonna do nothing but shorten your chances if you wanna hit hers.

I enjoy playin' the other guy's role(sorta like emotional tampon/relationship adviser with secks involved) as long as i'm gettin' mine, I wish all my relationships were like that 'cos they don't bug ya with all the drama and you get the best secks ever. Girls are cool and fucck cool dudes without attachment as long as there's respect and attraction.
 

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The basic thing about this thread is HOPEFULLY for your sake you know you aren't trying to wife up a slore but get some pvssy.

Trying to be Mr. Alpha, treat her like sh1t because you think you are the 'man'. forgetting to pick up other chicks stuff that may be left behind, not talking to her like a person, looking into her eyes and at least holding her and staying with her after sex ESPECIALLY if you want it in the future with her REGARDLESS if you "fvcked her like a sex God". You're going to have to at least either play the role or don't come whining that the chick up and left with no response period. (You can have your 'huge d1ck, best fvck she ever had) but it's the small things that'll turn her off and leave you jerking it while wondering what went wrong afterwards.

Once you get to treating ALL chicks like you'd expect them to treat you they'll come around more frequent. And YOU decide who you want to be with. If you don't choose to deal with slores like I do. You just don't. If you do. Play that role and attempt to mean it.
 
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