AureliusMaximus
Master Don Juan
Keep focus on your workout instead of these dumb biiaachtes.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Don't simp at the gym...
- Thread starter AureliusMaximus
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Keep focus on your workout instead of these dumb biiaachtes.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
thelambofdeth
Senior Don Juan
*don't simp anywhere
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Yes, that was a total set up for simping. If the woman was not looking for validation, she would have handled this differently. She would not have been recording and would have gotten help from staff or arranged her workout in a way where her height would not have impeded.