"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Don't make me regret giving you my number"

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DavidDProdigy

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Prolly something like, "why? Are you afraid I'll break your heart?"
 

ChrizZ

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"don't make me regret asking for your number"
 

Obsidian

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what was the context? Why would an interested girl give you her number but then say something silly like that?
 

KontrollerX

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Just do what Johnny Depp did in The Libertine.

Give a mischievous smile and nod your head knowingly.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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First and foremost, I would say change your user name because from how I look at it, it sounds very negative, but that is beside the point.

Secondly, I concur with DavidDprogeny. She was probably hurt by some ******* and doesn't want to be played again. This is how my ex-gf and current gf acted.

My ex had trust issues and my current girlfriend was like this, said she didn't believe in love or anything. That all changed after three months. Natural order has been reestablished.

comic_relief
 

War Against Betaism

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The only thing you would regret is not giving me your number.
 
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Guys I have to disagree on the meaning of her statement.

Most likely she meant "I hope he's not another psycho who will call 20 times a day".

I doubt she said it because she is afraid of me breaking her heart. :crackup:
 

Tear Gas

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ive learned to not give a fcuk what women say and do whatever..women are dumb anyway and your jsut wasting time reading intoo what some random cumhog has to say
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"Ooops, I'm afraid I'm going to have to call you 10x a day until you have get a new #."

Just a general rule of thumb: don't take anything a woman says literally/seriously in dating game.
 
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Obsidian said:
what was the context? Why would an interested girl give you her number but then say something silly like that?
She meant "you better call me and not just ask for the digits and then not call!" She gave other guys her number and they did not call - woman hate that!! This is a sign of interest!
 

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"Don't make me regret giving you my number"
I'll make you want to give me ur address, *****! hahah jk jk i dunno, had to put some comic relief :p
 

i am me

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ChrizZ said:
"don't make me regret asking for your number"
that

or

"***** please" then delete it lol
seriously, if she meant it in a way thats sayin "im doing u a favor" then fuk her
 

War Against Betaism

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DJsomeday said:
"Don't make me regret giving you my number"
I'll make you want to give me ur address, *****! hahah jk jk i dunno, had to put some comic relief :p
haha that's actually a pretty good one.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'd say "I won't, I'll make sure I call you 20 times a day and see how you're doing."
 

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she mean "I hope you are really a real man and not a chump"
 

Someone Much cooler

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I think his user name is from a western " a man named Nobody".
I would laugh and say something ****y, like your not intiminated are you? If I call you can you keep up with me? I would challenge her, make it fun and get her interested.
 
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Someone Much cooler said:
I think his user name is from a western " a man named Nobody".
I would laugh and say something ****y, like your not intiminated are you? If I call you can you keep up with me? I would challenge her, make it fun and get her interested.


Actually the username is from a CD by Canibus. I don't think I've ever watched a Western.


And I have a date with this girl tomorrow. Thanks for all the great replies!
 

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good luck, and give us a field report on this post

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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