since the tongue is a muscle, is there any way to do stretches to make it longer? Hey, after all, lesbians get a kick out of replacing a penis with a tongue, and sometimes its probably better and certainly doesnt carry the same risks, Ive read that there ways to lengthen your tongue through stretches after extensive searchs, but they do not say HOW to do them. Imagine how valuable this would be to sexual fun. Thanks
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dont know if the topic of tongues has ever come up before but...
- Thread starter Hannibal
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Yes, I'd like to know about this too. My tongue only comes out about 3/4 of an inch and I'm absolutely straining it to get that far. No girl has ever brought it up while we were making out tho so is it normal? How far does the average tongue stick out (this reminds me so much of those 'penis size' posts 
)?
)?DJBen
Master Don Juan
Dont worry about it... it's more what you do with it and other things you know about in the bedroom, rather than getting an extra half-a-centimeter on your tongue.
Now, I asked a question, someone else is interested in knowing too, its obviously a muscle, it can be trained, so dont tell me its pointless, because its just something Im up for doing. If you don't know any exercises for this, dont bother replying.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Heizen
Senior Don Juan
Maybe you can get wee little dumbells to work it out... hmm, maybe its time we all get buff and toned tongues
If you snip something connected to your tounge (made to prevent it from going out too far i think) the range it can be extended. I remember about some rock star that did it. So ya it can be done and no dumbells required either .
But that is only hearsay so get it verified if your stupid enough to extend your tounge like that.
. But that is only hearsay so get it verified if your stupid enough to extend your tounge like that.