Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Dont know if the topic of tongues has ever come up before but...

Hannibal

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since the tongue is a muscle, is there any way to do stretches to make it longer? Hey, after all, lesbians get a kick out of replacing a penis with a tongue, and sometimes its probably better and certainly doesnt carry the same risks, Ive read that there ways to lengthen your tongue through stretches after extensive searchs, but they do not say HOW to do them. Imagine how valuable this would be to sexual fun. Thanks
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Yes, I'd like to know about this too. My tongue only comes out about 3/4 of an inch and I'm absolutely straining it to get that far. No girl has ever brought it up while we were making out tho so is it normal? How far does the average tongue stick out (this reminds me so much of those 'penis size' posts :D )?
 

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Dont worry about it... it's more what you do with it and other things you know about in the bedroom, rather than getting an extra half-a-centimeter on your tongue.
 

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Now, I asked a question, someone else is interested in knowing too, its obviously a muscle, it can be trained, so dont tell me its pointless, because its just something Im up for doing. If you don't know any exercises for this, dont bother replying.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe you can get wee little dumbells to work it out... hmm, maybe its time we all get buff and toned tongues :D
 

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If you snip something connected to your tounge (made to prevent it from going out too far i think) the range it can be extended. I remember about some rock star that did it. So ya it can be done and no dumbells required either :p.

But that is only hearsay so get it verified if your stupid enough to extend your tounge like that.
 
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