"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dont Know If Its Over???

StoneCold

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My GF stop calling texting me!!!!

But I dont know if its Over!!!

I never talk to her on the Phone!!!!

I dont send her needy texts or text her everyday!!!

I sent her some No replys!!!!

Is it Time to call, and see whats Up!!!

What Can be Done?

I like her 2 much!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fuglydude

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This is easier said than done man...but drop her, move on. There's lots more where that came from, you'll find someone else who makes you happier.
 

ready123

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well she might've gotten kidnapped

j/k, it's over, move on
 

drak_ool

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i really don't understand what some of you guys' definition of a "girlfriend" is.
Is it the girl you brought home from the bar 2 weeks ago and have been banging for a couple days a week? is it the girl you agreed to become exclusive with even before you two hooked up? is it the girl who kept you in the pvssy trap for 3 months by NOT giving it up? is it the girl who pretends she doesn't know you when you meet her friends?

seriously, i don't think you can talk about a "girlfriend" until at the very least 2-3 months into a relationship, and by that point she would not simply stop calling you/txting you.

so next time, be more selective of the ho who gets that title
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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