"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't Hesitate...U will get burned

Lil Magic

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Well gentlemen, through a particularly event that happened to me today, and in essence pretty often to me, I found that just about the absolute worst thing u can do when trying to get with a girl is HESITATE. I repeat DO NOT HESITATE. I was kinda working a few girls by my church and because of this I was HESITATING to figure out which one I was actually intrested in getting with. So im there with this chick who apparently liked me for a few months but even though i did escalate a bit with her I HESITATED to enter a relationship with her. Today i noticed things being a little different. She didnt hug me, talk to me, didnt let me see her phone when I asked and let some other guy,kinda brushed me off. Worst was that I'm riding in the back of the church bus with her and the new guy and the started kissing and feeling each other up...next to me, something I used to do to her but dont now because I HESISTATED. :mad: In addition to this... she apparently has a boyfriend now who ISN'T the guy she's kissing in the bus and HE HAS a GIRLFRIEND. She kinda gives me this look when she's finished like "what? u cudda had this." So take my words of wisdom and run. Decide exactly who u want without a shadow of a doubt and DO NOT HESITATE. Oh, and by the way, any feed back on what U would do in this situation would be much appreciated. Thats all for now from the first great Bahamian DJ.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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fireguy

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Love and hate are opposite emotions. That is why intense love can turn to intense hate. When you see her, try to turn feelings of love to feelings of intense discust and hate when you look at her.
 
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