nmartinez12443
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2008
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Well i met a girl on a train coming back from Baltimore, I could tell she was very interested. Got her number and SHE would text me all the time to hang out. So last night (saturday) we agree to meet at a bar with her friends and I would roll with mine. Got a fresh haircut, cleaned my apartment (for when she comes over later), and was dressed to perfection.
Then I decided to have a couple vodka red bull to loosen me up a little, since I can be overly serious. I haven't drank in 4 weeks and am on a strict diet so i only had a protein shake and a can of tuna. Went out round 10, met my friends had two more vodka red bulls. I texted the girl she said to meet her at a bar round 12.
As I am walking to the bar, I can feel that I AM WASTED. Stumble at the door and the guy almost doesn't let me in. Walked in and saw the girl she comes up and all I can do lean on the bar, she says something and i can tell by the way she is looking at me I wasnt gonna bang this girl as planned/ever see her again. So I cut my losses and leave.
This is when the story takes a strange turn. I start walking home 1 mile, it starts raining. Another shady looking guy is walking too, i talk to him and he is obviously homeless. I said," ITS F()CKING RAIN SH*YT. The guy gives me his pancho and I say, "Lets get some whataburger" We go in I got this pancho on SOAKED, and we get a burger and fries. I say bye, go to sleep. Wake up and my bed is SOAKED, my apartment roof has a hole.
Chalk that up as a lose.
Then I decided to have a couple vodka red bull to loosen me up a little, since I can be overly serious. I haven't drank in 4 weeks and am on a strict diet so i only had a protein shake and a can of tuna. Went out round 10, met my friends had two more vodka red bulls. I texted the girl she said to meet her at a bar round 12.
As I am walking to the bar, I can feel that I AM WASTED. Stumble at the door and the guy almost doesn't let me in. Walked in and saw the girl she comes up and all I can do lean on the bar, she says something and i can tell by the way she is looking at me I wasnt gonna bang this girl as planned/ever see her again. So I cut my losses and leave.
This is when the story takes a strange turn. I start walking home 1 mile, it starts raining. Another shady looking guy is walking too, i talk to him and he is obviously homeless. I said," ITS F()CKING RAIN SH*YT. The guy gives me his pancho and I say, "Lets get some whataburger" We go in I got this pancho on SOAKED, and we get a burger and fries. I say bye, go to sleep. Wake up and my bed is SOAKED, my apartment roof has a hole.
Chalk that up as a lose.