"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dont be this guy

sosumba

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Video is in some slavic language but apparently this is a guy who decided to make a gift for his girlfriend by crawling up some giant stairs on his knees to give her flowers with his friends cheering him on

 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mrgoodstuff

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Video is in some slavic language but apparently this is a guy who decided to make a gift for his girlfriend by crawling up some giant stairs on his knees to give her flowers with his friends cheering him on

Dude. They do not appreciate the image of "sacrifice"! Anything on the KNEES is wrong by todays standards, JUST DONT DO IT!
 

Visionist

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The comments are probably all in Russian but I bet they're mostly "aww so romantic" lmao
 

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Poor fella doesn't even know that's actually counter productive.

We need more young men to volunteer/participate on Sosuave and educate their peers in the real world.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Visionist

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Simping is never admirable.
 
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