"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Don't be a Raymond

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This term stems from the show Everybody Loves Raymond. In the show, Raymond is a spineless chump whose wife treats him like a child and disrespects him. To make matters worse, he does NOTHING about it, he sits there and takes it. But, who could blame her for treating him this way, he does act like a big baby and mama’s boy (and we all know how much women love that).

Do yourself a favor, don’t be a Raymond.

NOTE: What I find interesting about the show is that it is one of the top rated programs. People actually find this type of marriage (if you can call it that) funny. Are you kidding me? Americans actually seem to think that this is normal behavior. I’ve even seen these types of marriages/relationships in my personal life. I’m convinced that Americans actually expect men to behave this way. What a sad state of affairs.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Most sitcoms these days depict the husband to be a bumbling idiot that barely gets through the episode, and is usually bailed out by the domineering, "smarter", career oriented wife. I don't bother watching such garbage.
 

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That new show "Till death", I think its called (with that actor from Everybody loves Raymond) also has those men acting like serious WBAFCs.
 

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It's supposed to be funny. Everyone KNOWS he's an idiot. Some macho man working hard wouldn't make good television.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mandiblard said:
It's supposed to be funny. Everyone KNOWS he's an idiot. Some macho man working hard wouldn't make good television.
Seeing a guy puttup with his idiot wife would be more fun.....




I don't watch the stupid show.....:box:
 

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Except hes a fatass out of shape balding guy. His attitude aint too bad but his health err is.
 

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Mandiblard said:
It's supposed to be funny. Everyone KNOWS he's an idiot. Some macho man working hard wouldn't make good television.
I have to disagree with you on this one. In the same show, Raymond's father plays a macho man and he's hilaourious, lol.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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while i understand the point u're trying to make

it is a funny show, so get a sense of humour and stop taking the world so seriously
 

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Kings_royalty said:
I have to disagree with you on this one. In the same show, Raymond's father plays a macho man and he's hilaourious, lol.
Oh yeah he's awesome, RIP
 

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Jesus christ, not another one of these posts. Raymond is funny because he's a loser. If Raymond was a perfect man who never did anything wrong, it would be an incredibly boring show.

How many comedy shows are based on a successful person with a perfect life?
 

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I agree only cus my parents watch the show and my stepdad always goes, "OOHHH, he's gonna get it now" whenever raymond back talks to his wife. It annoys the crap out of me.

What I don't get is why the mother doesn't punch the grandma in the face when she starts pulling her passive aggressive shtick that they always do. Anyway, Raymond is a spineless punk and I think this show is annoying.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Raymonds father is run by his mother, too.


You are right, you can tell by the way she caters to his every need, great point.

it is a funny show, so get a sense of humour and stop taking the world so seriously

Thanks for opening my eyes. I 'should' find the comedy in the way husbands are depicted as incompetent losers and their wives are the smart intelligent ones...what was I thinking.

How many comedy shows are based on a successful person with a perfect life?

None, but that wasn't my point. Thanks for sharing.
 

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Hey guys, just chillllll about it. Even if the show's a load of rubbish, just be strong in your own life, and ignore the tv program! Easy.
 

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DJDamage said:
Is it better to be a single AFC?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gjxnxKmaVQ

An AFC is an AFC no matter if he is married or single. The good thing about it is that you can recogonise it, laugh about it instead of relating to it.
Good point DJ, but I was coming from a relationship aspect. I probably should have specified that in my post. Funny clip by the way.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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