"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Don't be a moron and quote the whole post.

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Riptastic said:
It's really annoying when you quote a double screen length of words for your one line opinion. Take the time to quote the small part you want to comment on, or hell, just say (buddy), I don't agree. Stop quoting huge ass posts.

/and...rant off

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I see.


edit: god damnit messed up trying to quote multiple people.. oh well
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Like fish in a barrel... Thanks Docs!
 

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Docs said:
I dunno how I'm jerking you off, maybe it's the fact I'm jerking off on your face and you're wishing I would satisfy your gay thoughts of me jerking you off but I'm not.

It took me 3 of your posts to realize you're a troll.
Well, you do realize you said that it can't be that big because your hands are small? Which would imply that your hands are very close to his c_ock and possible wrapped around it while you're giving a great handjob.
 

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Someone please close this thread. The troll trap is full.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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The troll fest thread! :D
 

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John_Galt said:
Well, you do realize you said that it can't be that big because your hands are small? Which would imply that your hands are very close to his c_ock and possible wrapped around it while you're giving a great handjob.
Not really, I can look at my hands and see they are small. Are yours small?
 
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