"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Don't be a moron and quote the whole post.

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It's really annoying when you quote a double screen length of words for your one line opinion. Take the time to quote the small part you want to comment on, or hell, just say (buddy), I don't agree. Stop quoting huge ass posts.

/and...rant off

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am tempted to quote your whole post and say 'Yeah' but that's too predictable and quite possibly lame, so I'll just say that I thought about it in hopes that other people won't do it now.
 

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Docs said:
It's really annoying when you quote a double screen length of words for your one line opinion. Take the time to quote the small part you want to comment on, or hell, just say (buddy), I don't agree. Stop quoting huge ass posts.

/and...rant off

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(IfyouquotethisYouareanoob)
What do you mean?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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/pain in the ass mode on :D


Docs said:
It's really annoying when you quote a double screen length of words for your one line opinion. Take the time to quote the small part you want to comment on, or hell, just say (buddy), I don't agree. Stop quoting huge ass posts.
Buy a mouse with a scroll button. It is great! :D

Docs said:
/and...rant off
You did not turn it on first!! BAD CODE! :D

Docs said:
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Whoa.

Docs said:
(IfyouquotethisYouareanoob)
Real interesting.

/pain in the ass mode off :D
 

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Riptastic said:
Docs said:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Docs
It's really annoying when you quote a double screen length of words for your one line opinion. Take the time to quote the small part you want to comment on, or hell, just say (buddy), I don't agree. Stop quoting huge ass posts.

/and...rant off

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What do you mean?
Thats

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Good

Question....

I'd really like to know too.
 

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Docs... boy look at my sig! *HIGH FIVE*

*Adds riptastic and eminence to ignore list*

Sweet... way to go Docs.
 

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djbr said:
/pain in the ass mode on :D
Wooo! I knew I was feeling something

Buy a mouse with a scroll button. It is great! :D
It's amazing, I do have a scroll button. I also invested in the End button, and the Page Down button, and then there's the Down Arrow button for the times my little fingers have exhausted the stretch.

You did not turn it on first!! BAD CODE! :D
You are right! *Critical Fail*
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/pain in the ass mode off :D
Discharge!
Docs... boy look at my sig!
Woot! *High Ten!*
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Could someone please tell me how to just quote one line from a paragraph? (Boy am I red faced!) I know about paste and copy and all but am lost when trying to do it on this format
 

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white sox bill said:
I know about paste and copy and all but am lost when trying to do it on this format
I know my keyboard has a delete button somewhere, and I heard your mouse can select text! Oh damn!
 

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Two ways, WSB:

1. Select only the text you want, copy it, paste it into a reply. Then, hit the little "baloon" quote button in the formatting

2. Select the quote button to post a reply. Then, go back and delete the extra text that you don't need.

Adds clarity to what you are getting at, and you don't look like a flat-lander retard.
:D
 

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Vulpine said:
Two ways, WSB:



Adds clarity to what you are getting at, and you don't look like a flat-lander retard.
:D
There I did it!!LOL! Hey I think I saw you on State St in Madison last Sat PM--you were wearing a chunk of swiss cheese on your head..oh wait I forgot you ALL do that!:) :D

PS How 'bout those Buckeyes?!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Buckeye martini's are great! Mmmmm.... I do love black olives!
 

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I dunno how I'm jerking you off, maybe it's the fact I'm jerking off on your face and you're wishing I would satisfy your gay thoughts of me jerking you off but I'm not.

It took me 3 of your posts to realize you're a troll.
 

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Docs said:
It's really annoying when you quote a double screen length of words for your one line opinion. Take the time to quote the small part you want to comment on, or hell, just say (buddy), I don't agree. Stop quoting huge ass posts.

/and...rant off

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Riptastic[/QUOTE said:
What do you mean?
eminence said:
Thats

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Good

Question....

I'd really like to know too.
I see.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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