"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Donor Show"

Deep Dish

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Yesterday I learned about a Dutch television show called the Donor Show which essentially is Big Brother except the winner wins a kidney transplant from a terminally ill woman with cancer. It's almost impossible for me to get offended by anything, even if I don't like it, but this program accomplished the near impossible.

The concept is just unethically wrong. For one, for the contestants it's a matter of life and death. I am reminded of an episode of the reinvigorated series Doctor Who where there is a version of Big Brother in which you get vaporized if you get voted out of the house. Secondly, while it's technically true the contestants consent to be a contestant on the show, in reality they don't really have the option to not apply and refuse to be a contestant if offered the position. Thirdly, the donor is terminally ill with cancer. Fourth, kidney transplant donors and receivers are not just indiscriminately matched up on a blind date; you must have a good match... unless you want to kill the receiver, no?

How cruel is that, forcing desperate people onto a show, humiliating them in the process, and feeding all but one what ultimately is false hope of a kidney transplant, with the cruel sick humor of the cancer twist. And possibly vaporizing them afterwards, of course.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This turned out to be a hoax.
 
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