"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Donjuanforever Says So Long Guys, And Take Care

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So Long Guys

Hey guys, you know for over 2 years I’ve been reading around this site. I found this site at the age of 20, and since then I believe I have embarked on a major journey. A lot of the passions and dreams I contained I had most of them when I came here, I only came here to understand my hangups wit the opposite sex. I believe I’m at the point in my life, where any more discussion or knowledge on the opposite sex would just send me into information overload. I have more than enough to surpass my dating goals.

I’ve really enjoyed my stay here. I enjoyed being PVSSYEATER, lol. I really did. I enjoyed being DONJUANFOREVER. But what I enjoyed most was the interaction between you guys. What I want to leave you with is some form of inspiration.

Understand, that the inner world that you see on the inside, is the real world, while the world you see around you is nothing more but a manifestation of another man’s inner world. And I challenge you, to allow your inner world to come forth. I challenge you to bring out the “God” from within, and “create” your surroundings, create your world, create the new you. At the end of the day, nothing beats and a king, and a king is a man who rules in his world. Now ponder, are you ruling in your world, or somebody else’s? May God bless you, and assist you in all your paths.

John Tucker
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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sexy_kuta

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2 years nukka u signed up in mar 06
 

Eccentric

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sexy_kuta said:
2 years nukka u signed up in mar 06
2 years READING. You dont have to be a member to read the threads. :crazy:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Production6257

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hahaha I'm sorry but for god sakes all you're doing is leaving a message board! How seriously do you guys take this site? That post made it sound like you were going off to war or something.
 

sexy_kuta

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imma miss you man...

i wont forget the time we tagged team that ho in the park on the hill

good timed man, imma miss you guy
 

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DonJuanForever said:
So Long Guys

Understand, that the inner world that you see on the inside, is the real world, while the world you see around you is nothing more but a manifestation of another man’s inner world. And I challenge you, to allow your inner world to come forth. I challenge you to bring out the “God” from within, and “create” your surroundings, create your world, create the new you. At the end of the day, nothing beats and a king, and a king is a man who rules in his world. Now ponder, are you ruling in your world, or somebody else’s? May God bless you, and assist you in all your paths.

John Tucker
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Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. That's the magic bullet motha ****as. This is the ultimate truth and magic key to women. Exept your not a god or king, your just a man.

This is fvcking it. Read this again and don't come back.. I've figured this out as well through tons of sh!t. That's the secret. This is not sarcasm. Now don't return.
 

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DonJuanForever said:
Understand, that the inner world that you see on the inside, is the real world, while the world you see around you is nothing more but a manifestation of another man’s inner world. And I challenge you, to allow your inner world to come forth. I challenge you to bring out the “God” from within, and “create” your surroundings, create your world, create the new you. At the end of the day, nothing beats and a king, and a king is a man who rules in his world. Now ponder, are you ruling in your world, or somebody else’s? May God bless you, and assist you in all your paths.

John Tucker
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Hmm, best little nugget I've read here in a while. Props!

Everyday, I break through another mental layer contaminating and reframing my mind. One day, my mind will be empty and free...

And it's pearls like that hidden in the mud that make it worth coming back here...lol. ;)
 

Doggystyle

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why do people have to announce there leaving!?
Attention seekers!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wiesman44

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Its not even like he's been here long. Who cares if he's leaving ?
 

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DJF,

get the fvck outta here!!!! the fvck outta here!!!

Your ideas and advice were trashing this board!
 

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