"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don Juan was a fictional character

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I just read this. I always thought he was a real person. But nope!

Now there are some historical "seductionists" who were real people. Casanova, for one.

There was a whole group of people known as "rakes" who were known for this type of behavior.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake_(stock_character)

But not to burst anyone's bubble, but many of the girls they went after were CHILDREN. I've read about Casanova (and other "rakes") going after girls that were 13 years old.

I believe Benjamin Franklin was a rake as well.

So are these your idols?

I think the modern-day rake would be rich guys and celebrities.

I've also known guys who sat home and did meth all day with bisexual wives that had been with 100's of girls.

Also, there are rulers/conquerors like Genghis Khan, Fidel Castro, etc. that were with thousands of women. That's more than any rake. Casanova didn't have over 1000 children like Genghis Khan. Casanova claimed he's been with 122 girls. I've been with more than that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Didn't you know that Don Juan was a fictional character ?
 

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Did you know that Richard the frog is a fictional character?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I just read this. I always thought he was a real person. But nope!

Now there are some historical "seductionists" who were real people. Casanova, for one.

There was a whole group of people known as "rakes" who were known for this type of behavior.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rake_(stock_character)

But not to burst anyone's bubble, but many of the girls they went after were CHILDREN. I've read about Casanova (and other "rakes") going after girls that were 13 years old.

I believe Benjamin Franklin was a rake as well.

So are these your idols?

I think the modern-day rake would be rich guys and celebrities.

I've also known guys who sat home and did meth all day with bisexual wives that had been with 100's of girls.

Also, there are rulers/conquerors like Genghis Khan, Fidel Castro, etc. that were with thousands of women. That's more than any rake. Casanova didn't have over 1000 children like Genghis Khan. Casanova claimed he's been with 122 girls. I've been with more than that.
Goof example Genghis Khan and Fidel Castro. Except that they RAPED thousands of women. Then killed them after because they felt like it. They weren’t attracted to him. They were just powerful dictators who could do whatever the **** they wanted to do. Try getting thousands of women to have sex with you willingly. That’s where the challenge comes in.
 
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Goof example Genghis Khan and Fidel Castro. Except that they RAPED thousands of women. Then killed them after because they felt like it. They weren’t attracted to him. They were just powerful dictators who could do whatever the **** they wanted to do. Try getting thousands of women to have sex with you willingly. That’s where the challenge comes in.
Obviously they didn't kill the women if she had children.

And maybe it's not a "goof" example because that's REAL POWER and status.

I don't think anybody can do that for free. Maybe the methhead.
 

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Obviously they didn't kill the women if she had children.

And maybe it's not a "goof" example because that's REAL POWER and status.

I don't think anybody can do that for free. Maybe the methhead.
No he killed a bunch of them even after they had kids. Or he would just go to a town and rape some women and leave. And whatever happened after that just happened.
 
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