"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Today in school i just happened to notice one of my friends showed all the sings of a DJ. He did all the ****y and funny act, kino, etc. I was wondering if hes actually a Genuine DJ. My Dad is actually the biggest DJ. He's been telling me stuff i havent actually taken heed of. Just his persona, ohnestly he is hand in hand with everything on this site.

So neways id like you all to post other Suspect Don Juans u've happend to come by and why they are.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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What in the ****ing hell is this post?
 
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Of course theres natural DJ's...
 
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so yea is this like a diary where i post everytime i come across a natural ladies man?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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okay so my cat rite like 2x a month maybe more he just disappears for a ocuple days and i t hink he goes to go hang out with other cats lyke females that r in heat.

neway i try 2 learn from him.
 
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