"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Nasman said:
Have u read this guys post.... they are unbelieveable..... I really think he is a virgin..... Lets get him a escort and then we will ban him.

haha.. I only read some of his posts last night.. I haven't been around here in awhile.. damn... 44 year old virgin.. that must suck balls.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Goddamnit this has completely shaken my faith that you guys are pulling yourselves out of this miasma.

Don't you guys in this thread realize that you're validating yourselves like a poor AW? For what? To proclaim your "manliness" to guys you don't know and, even less, owe anything to?

Tsssk tsssk :nono: You should be ashamed of yourselves.
 

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^^^ Like I've been saying!
...finally another sensible voice of reason!
 

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I know I know karma, but really whats the point in lying on this website anyways, it was a simple question and most of us answered it with honesty. I know I wont gain a damn thing by lying to people on the net, especially here seeing as how we are meant to be helping everyone out with their lady problems.

I say if we can we meet these virgin fella's and actually help them get laid, chicks are out there doing it for their girlfriends from the time they hit puberty us guys however wing it on our own. I know you can use a wing to do your approachs but most of these guys wouldnt be able to handle such situations and probably have trouble talking with the ladies.

I'm from Auckland New Zealand, not the greatest looking guy but I'll be at Auckland University from january, any kiwi's need help with the ladies just hang around campus, dont worry about finding me, I'll find you (I'm good like that so Ive been told)
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Goddamnit this has completely shaken my faith that you guys are pulling yourselves out of this miasma.

Don't you guys in this thread realize that you're validating yourselves like a poor AW? For what? To proclaim your "manliness" to guys you don't know and, even less, owe anything to?

Tsssk tsssk :nono: You should be ashamed of yourselves.


Listen I understand your point but some of the sob's like LMS and Karma sutra have no business on these forums.. If u don't like someones thread than why post anything u fvcking losers.

Just view it and move the fvck on.... U guys are the biggest losers....

Please moderators look at the posts these guys put up.... Ban them...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Nasman said:
Listen I understand your point but some of the sob's like LMS and Karma sutra have no business on these forums.. If u don't like someones thread than why post anything u fvcking losers.

Just view it and move the fvck on.... U guys are the biggest losers....

Please moderators look at the posts these guys put up.... Ban them...

I have no beef with KarmaSutra whats the problem? I have no beef with Nasman either. they both hooked me up with advice. Damn we're supposed to be a team here what's up with all the b!tching? Leave that sh!t to the women.

As for LMS, I dont buy his virgin story. I think he's ****in with you.
 

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typical said:
I know I know karma, but really whats the point in lying on this website anyways, it was a simple question and most of us answered it with honesty. I know I wont gain a damn thing by lying to people on the net, especially here seeing as how we are meant to be helping everyone out with their lady problems.

I say if we can we meet these virgin fella's and actually help them get laid, chicks are out there doing it for their girlfriends from the time they hit puberty us guys however wing it on our own. I know you can use a wing to do your approachs but most of these guys wouldnt be able to handle such situations and probably have trouble talking with the ladies.

I'm from Auckland New Zealand, not the greatest looking guy but I'll be at Auckland University from january, any kiwi's need help with the ladies just hang around campus, dont worry about finding me, I'll find you (I'm good like that so Ive been told)

God bless you.... U see that is the spirit. That is what I am talking about... Why would anyone lie on website... AGREED 100%
 

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Nasman said:
Listen I understand your point but some of the sob's like LMS and Karma sutra have no business on these forums.. If u don't like someones thread than why post anything u fvcking losers.
Try this fvckbag: Get a book on grammar firstly. Second, go play hide and go fvck yourself. See this is why I'm a winner and you're nothing. Guys will heed my advice. Yours they scoff at and discard, as they should. I'm saying this to help you, like any wild dog you must be tamed and forced to submit.

I'll leave you with this:

Blake - " Nice guy? Fvck you go home and play with your kids."
 

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Try this fvckbag: Get a book on grammar firstly. Second, go play hide and go fvck yourself. See this is why I'm a winner and you're nothing. Guys will heed my advice. Yours they scoff at and discard, as they should. I'm saying this to help you, like any wild dog you must be tamed and forced to submit.

I'll leave you with this:

Blake - " Nice guy? Fvck you go home and play with your kids."

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL........ Another cyberspace tough guy....LOL LOL LOL.....

You are not only an english teacher, but you are a winner.......


You are such a loser. When was the last time u talked to a real girl. when was the last time u got laid???????

Does anyone know?????????


Get off of the forum and join the comedy forum. You are nothing but a joke...

Stay off my threads......Post ur own....
 
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rrrrr said:
Dude, i'm telling you right now, this crap is not funny. Oh my god.
You have to read it right - it is all in the timing -- the timing of a joke is hard to do on a internet forum. DonDan thinks I'm funny - and that is all that matters!:p

DonDan said:
LMAO @ LAST MAN STANDINGS AIM JOKE.. i got it!! hahaha!!

LMS ur my hero... i love the way u toy around with people and ur sarcasm. HAHAH!!
Nasman doesn't like sarcasm so I better stop using it!:rolleyes:

ObieJuan said:
LMS is not taking you seriously and neither am I- nor are any of the members who have internalized the advice on this site. Maybe he's just making up nonsense and enjoying himself and you didn't pick up on it? It's really funny how you look down on us and call us virgins because you lack the capacity to see the underlying meaning of our words...haha.

I'm not a virgin by the way- I lost my virginity at 19.
As obiejuan stated - you lack the capacity to see the underlying meaning of our words...haha.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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F.uck off you tool I'm no virgin, I just can't be bothered to prove myself to you on an internet forum.

You're seriously one insecure little **** to do something like this,I mean skip was bad....but this is f.ucking outrageous.

You may even be skip....wouldn't surprise me.
 

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Nasman, you still around? I thought for sure you'd be out using your infinite wisdom to "bang chicks" you sure do post a lot for some one who's "out in the game"
 
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