"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don Juan How Many Girls Have You Done Survey Results Are In

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ObieJuan said:
Play the game TRUTH or DARE, you are bound to see some action! :up:
Yeah, I played that game and boy did I get some action!!!! My worst friend, if there is such a thing :rolleyes:,DARED me to tell an ugly TRUTH about one of the girls present -- so being the honest bloke that I am I said Cheryl was fat and that she smells like unpasteurised cheese - before I could pronunce the last "e" in the word cheese Cheryl slapped me so hard that the slap reverberated against the seemingly hollow walls and echoed 9 nine times (I counted)!!!!! To say I was "redfaced" is an understement!

What made it so bad was that she had hands like a man that worked, since birth, in a factory pounding millstones into shape!!!

I never DARED to tell the TRUTH again!!!!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Cod3r said:
I said above 10 and less than 50...

Grrrrrr... lol


-Cod3r
Hey dude the survey is in and I can't change the results for everyone... U gave a very vague answer so this is what you get....:up:
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Yeah, I played that game and boy did I get some action!!!! My worst friend, if there is such a thing :rolleyes:,DARED me to tell an ugly TRUTH about one of the girls present -- so being the honest bloke that I am I said Cheryl was fat and that she smells like unpasteurised cheese - before I could pronunce the last "e" in the word cheese Cheryl slapped me so hard that the slap reverberated against the seemingly hollow walls and echoed 9 nine times (I counted)!!!!! To say I was "redfaced" is an understement!

What made it so bad was that she had hands like a man that worked, since birth, in a factory pounding millstones into shape!!!

I never DARED to tell the TRUTH again!!!!

Hey dude I am sorry but WTF are you doing on this site.. U have not even said one fvcking thing that was worth talking about.... I think this guy is a virgin and a very strange guy.... Dude you are very strange.....

At least there are virgins in here who are virgins because they are ugly or they can't run game, but one day they won't be virgins....

This guy will die a virgin he is one of those strange old guys that wacjs off to porn all day....
 

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Nasman said:
Hey dude I am sorry but WTF are you doing on this site.. U have not even said one fvcking thing that was worth talking about.... I think this guy is a virgin and a very strange guy.... Dude you are very strange.....

At least there are virgins in here who are virgins because they are ugly or they can't run game, but one day they won't be virgins....

This guy will die a virgin he is one of those strange old guys that wacjs off to porn all day....
LMS is not taking you seriously and neither am I- nor are any of the members who have internalized the advice on this site. Maybe he's just making up nonsense and enjoying himself and you didn't pick up on it? It's really funny how you look down on us and call us virgins because you lack the capacity to see the underlying meaning of our words...haha.

I'm not a virgin by the way- I lost my virginity at 19. It wasn't anything special, neither were most of the ONS that followed. I came here to improve my game, understand women better, become more confident and get better quality women. I really need to force myself to get out and meet new people but as it stands I'm fully confident in my abilities- it is only a matter of finding the ones who will fall under my spell :)

Every once in a while the posters here can drop some true gems of wisdom and knowledge that enrich and grow our abilities years past those much older than us. I am very thankful for the advice I received and want to help my fellow brothers in any way I can. Read the DJ Bible and many of the archived posts- there is so much info you will be here a while learning just how deep the seduction community goes.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ObieJuan said:
LMS is not taking you seriously and neither am I- nor are any of the members who have internalized the advice on this site. Maybe he's just making up nonsense and enjoying himself and you didn't pick up on it? It's really funny how you look down on us and call us virgins because you lack the capacity to see the underlying meaning of our words...haha.

I'm not a virgin by the way- I lost my virginity at 19. It wasn't anything special, neither were most of the ONS that followed. I came here to improve my game, understand women better, become more confident and get better quality women. I really need to force myself to get out and meet new people but as it stands I'm fully confident in my abilities- it is only a matter of finding the ones who will fall under my spell :)

Every once in a while the posters here can drop some true gems of wisdom and knowledge that enrich and grow our abilities years past those much older than us. I am very thankful for the advice I received and want to help my fellow brothers in any way I can. Read the DJ Bible and many of the archived posts- there is so much info you will be here a while learning just how deep the seduction community goes.

You are confident in your abilities but it is a matter of finding one that falls under my spell... That is some true don juan shvt... wow....

No offense but u can learn some from my thread.....

Since ur hanging off of LMS nuts name one post where he said something that had anything to do with fvcking girl, or anything that was meaningful in life...
 
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Nasman said:
Hey dude I am sorry but WTF are you doing on this site.. U have not even said one fvcking thing that was worth talking about.... I think this guy is a virgin and a very strange guy.... Dude you are very strange.....

At least there are virgins in here who are virgins because they are ugly or they can't run game, but one day they won't be virgins....

This guy will die a virgin he is one of those strange old guys that wacjs off to porn all day....
Ok Nasman - you are becoming a NASty man!!! All of my posts are insightful for the enlightened ones - you are still at the kiddy level in this game of "let's get some hos"!!!

Sorry kid, but your other posted thread on "truth or dare" isn't going to work for the adult male virgins - I mean are we suppose to call our friends and say "Do you want to play a game with me? And can you bring with you some lonely desperate chicks who will do perverted things to me? I think my friends will hang up on me quickly.
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Plus, many virgins do not have many friends - I know sometimes (when I'm drinking) I place alot of mirrors around me in a circle to make it look like I'm not alone -- but reality kinda steps in when not only does everyone look like me but they are all doing the exact thing that I'm doing at the exact same time!!!! Who Am I kidding!!!!

If I'm drunk enough I actually think there are others keeping me company but what screws it all up and brings me back to reality is when I have to go to the restroom to relieve myself ---- in my inebriated state I stumble into the mirrors and they break into 639 pieces (I counted) -- needless to say I get a few nicks and scratches -- I needed emergency surgery, twice!!! The hospital staff see me so much for mirror accidents (usually on Saturdays when I'm drinking) that they call me "Nck Knack" --- they gave me this name because they say I have a knack for getting nicks!!!! Some of my family members call me "space Station Mirror" - as a side joke to the real Russian Space Station MIR --- Cruel bastards!!!

Oh well, I'll have to get some plastic non-breakable mannequins to keep me company -- does anyone know where I can get some of these dummies that talk???

Thanks for helping a fellow lonely virgin!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Since I'm a 44 year old virgin - what tips would you give me to be "successful" in my pursuit of a woman??

You most likely have 75% virgins here on this forum!
what do you look like?
 
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if this is a forum for improving your game in picking up women, it seems to me that too many of you seem like lowlife losers who do not want to learn a single thing
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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El Febreezey Da Beez said:
what do you look like?
You didn't read the first page did you?

I kinda look like this... :rolleyes:
 

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Babnik said:
DarkLight is a virgin..?

OMG why am I here..?

LMAO.
Remember, this is coming from Nasman.
I wish I was a virgin again, my first time SUCKED!
 

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Ok Nasman - you are becoming a NASty man!!! All of my posts are insightful for the enlightened ones - you are still at the kiddy level in this game of "let's get some hos"!!!

Sorry kid, but your other posted thread on "truth or dare" isn't going to work for the adult male virgins - I mean are we suppose to call our friends and say "Do you want to play a game with me? And can you bring with you some lonely desperate chicks who will do perverted things to me? I think my friends will hang up on me quickly.
`
Plus, many virgins do not have many friends - I know sometimes (when I'm drinking) I place alot of mirrors around me in a circle to make it look like I'm not alone -- but reality kinda steps in when not only does everyone look like me but they are all doing the exact thing that I'm doing at the exact same time!!!! Who Am I kidding!!!!

If I'm drunk enough I actually think there are others keeping me company but what screws it all up and brings me back to reality is when I have to go to the restroom to relieve myself ---- in my inebriated state I stumble into the mirrors and they break into 639 pieces (I counted) -- needless to say I get a few nicks and scratches -- I needed emergency surgery, twice!!! The hospital staff see me so much for mirror accidents (usually on Saturdays when I'm drinking) that they call me "Nck Knack" --- they gave me this name because they say I have a knack for getting nicks!!!! Some of my family members call me "space Station Mirror" - as a side joke to the real Russian Space Station MIR --- Cruel bastards!!!

Oh well, I'll have to get some plastic non-breakable mannequins to keep me company -- does anyone know where I can get some of these dummies that talk???

Thanks for helping a fellow lonely virgin!!

Dude, i'm telling you right now, this crap is not funny. Oh my god.
 

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this is probably the most depressing thread i have ever read on this site.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Last Man Standing said:
Ok Nasman - you are becoming a NASty man!!! All of my posts are insightful for the enlightened ones - you are still at the kiddy level in this game of "let's get some hos"!!!

Sorry kid, but your other posted thread on "truth or dare" isn't going to work for the adult male virgins - I mean are we suppose to call our friends and say "Do you want to play a game with me? And can you bring with you some lonely desperate chicks who will do perverted things to me? I think my friends will hang up on me quickly.
`
Plus, many virgins do not have many friends - I know sometimes (when I'm drinking) I place alot of mirrors around me in a circle to make it look like I'm not alone -- but reality kinda steps in when not only does everyone look like me but they are all doing the exact thing that I'm doing at the exact same time!!!! Who Am I kidding!!!!

If I'm drunk enough I actually think there are others keeping me company but what screws it all up and brings me back to reality is when I have to go to the restroom to relieve myself ---- in my inebriated state I stumble into the mirrors and they break into 639 pieces (I counted) -- needless to say I get a few nicks and scratches -- I needed emergency surgery, twice!!! The hospital staff see me so much for mirror accidents (usually on Saturdays when I'm drinking) that they call me "Nck Knack" --- they gave me this name because they say I have a knack for getting nicks!!!! Some of my family members call me "space Station Mirror" - as a side joke to the real Russian Space Station MIR --- Cruel bastards!!!

Oh well, I'll have to get some plastic non-breakable mannequins to keep me company -- does anyone know where I can get some of these dummies that talk???

Thanks for helping a fellow lonely virgin!!
You've gone insane from isolation.
 

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Nasman said:
You are confident in your abilities but it is a matter of finding one that falls under my spell... That is some true don juan shvt... wow....
Basically if a girl is fun, has the same values and doesn't annoy the sh!t out of me then I'll be happy...in a word, chemistry. Charm is my spell, baby. yeah. :D

Nasman said:
No offense but u can learn some from my thread.....
Like what, O' Wise One?

Nasman said:
Since ur hanging off of LMS nuts name one post where he said something that had anything to do with fvcking girl, or anything that was meaningful in life...
Alright, I admit- LMS likes the word 'hor' but that doesn't mean he doesn't post good advice and respond to threads in an interesting fashion :D

Are you one those extroverts who always speak before thinking? It's the other way around...think first, then speak ;) I just looked- he's got about 375 pages of posts, I'm sure you can find something on one of them. :up:
 

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pimpin IS easy said:
if this is a forum for improving your game in picking up women, it seems to me that too many of you seem like lowlife losers who do not want to learn a single thing

Tell me about it.. These people in here are a joke,,,


I think people in here are just threatened by people who get *****..
 

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Nasman said:
Hey dude I am sorry but WTF are you doing on this site.. U have not even said one fvcking thing that was worth talking about.... I think this guy is a virgin and a very strange guy.... Dude you are very strange.....

At least there are virgins in here who are virgins because they are ugly or they can't run game, but one day they won't be virgins....

This guy will die a virgin he is one of those strange old guys that wacjs off to porn all day....

I dont believe LAst Man is telling the truth about being a 44 yr old virgin... and he's just messing around..

or is he?
 

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Thugo said:
I dont believe LAst Man is telling the truth about being a 44 yr old virgin... and he's just messing around..

or is he?

Have u read this guys post.... they are unbelieveable..... I really think he is a virgin..... Lets get him a escort and then we will ban him.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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