"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don Juan Hall of Fame

De La Soul

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I got the idea for this while writing a reply to Nexus' thread "About the Master DJ Title..."

If you've read it, you might remember I used the example of the baseball Hall of Fame (to demonstrate that ball players don't get in the HOF just by playing lots of games, or playing for a long time; they get it for playing good baseball).

So basically here's my idea: Instead of the Master Don Juan title being earnt just by posting a lot, the Master Don Juan title (or maybe something different like: "Don Juan Hall of Famer") could be given as a result of the quality of posts, not the quantity.

Here's how it would work:

1. When you feel like you've earnt the title, you email Alan (or whoever is in charge) with your application for the Don Juan Hall of Fame. This application only consists of five samples of your posts (obviously these will be your best five posts)

2. The person in charge (Alan?) looks at these posts and decides whether or not you have a good enough understanding of the Don Juan principles and whether or not you can teach people well about these things

3. If your posts are good enough you are inducted into THE DON JUAN HALL OF FAME. This would mean that under your DJ name, there would be written "Master Don Juan", "Don Juan Hall of Famer", or something like this. Also, there would be a link, to your five best posts so that newbies can learn what the best posts are without having to do long searches.

4. There would be a link on the main page of sosuave.com to the Hall of Fame, where you could see their 5 best posts.

5. Alan has the write to strip Master Don Juans of their title.

I believe this is the best possible way of sorting the best from the rest. It judges quality not quantity, while at the same time giving newbies easy links to great posts. Obviously the standards would be reasonably high and a few modifications would have to made to the idea, but I definitely think this option should be closely looked at.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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trickynick

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Why do so many of us have such a profound need to create unnecessary heirarchies on this forum? The real Don Juans would be those who would refrain from applying to such a useless "Hall of Fame" and go be big man on the big campus called life rather than big man on the small campus that is this forum.

Stop worrying about who's who on this message board and GO GET LAID, FOR LOVE OF GOD!!!

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De La Soul

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Originally posted by trickynick:
GO GET LAID, FOR LOVE OF GOD!!!

HAHA Don't worry about it "trickynick" I've got no problems with that.

And I don't think there is a "profound need" to create "heirarchies".

It was actually just a suggestion (you'll notice the forum is "Suggestions and Feedback", so I think it qualifies.

I think it would be a much better system than the one presently in place and it would stop the flow of threads about the Master Don Juan system.

[This message has been edited by De La Soul (edited 03-24-2002).]
 

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I agree with Tricky. What is so important about this? Just use this website to gain knowledge, get laid, and share what you've learned.
 

De La Soul

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Once again, essentially I agree with you both but I think either we should scrap the whole Master Don Juan thing, or change to something that everyone will stop complaining about.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It wouldn't even be possible anyhow, if I'm correct, there is a choice to have no titles or titles set by numbers of posts. It's possible that Allen could edit those titles, I suppose, but it would be a hell of a lot of work and for what? To stroke egos? Pretty pointless.
 

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geez,

if there will be any hiarchy, it will be YOU being better than any AFCs out there...

that is, if you read whats here.

That SHOULD be enough recognition.


(not directly personally at anyone)

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Ich bin vielleicht nicht der Beste, aber ich bin doch besser als die Reste
I am maybe not the best, but I am better than the rest!

If you cant think for yourself, and let others think for you, you deserve what happens to you.
 
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