"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oh Boo Hoo Hoo...Woe is me...My wittle Girly fwend doesn't likedid me no more! Waaa! Waaa! Comeon boys! Console me and preen my feathers! Stroke my ego! What do you think? C'mon guys...Try to think like a pre-teen girl! C'mon....Does she still throw my bouquets in the trash before her FB cums over?


LMAO. Get a grip and MAN the F up!!!! Or move along...Nothin to see here! LOLOLOLOL
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Although many of you guys might find JediMasterdebaiter demeaning & offensive and maybe even venture as far out as to label him a troll,

I think that underneath all of the obnoxious humor, there is a point to be made about acting more like a man and less like a winy b1tch :cool:
 

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yes. I agree that he should act more like a man and less like a whiny *****. Thank you!
 

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great post :up: ,
this really needed to be said.

as soon as sum chick excepts you to go along with sum dumb sh!t you either ignore her and carry on what you've been doing or you GTFO of there.

how much persisting, wondering, hoping, withdrawing of sex, gift giving & flaking is it gonna take for sum of these idiot to drop these chick from their reality.
 
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