"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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We need this to grow people!
Just idling in there will be sweet
To access follow these simple steps:

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1) Download mIRC from ftp://ftp.efnet.us/clients/win32/mirc/mirc616.exe

2) Install and run mIRC

3) In the options window that comes up enter your nickname and a fake (or real if you want) full name and email address

4) Goto 'Connect' --> 'Servers'

5) Change 'IRC Network' to 'StarChat'

6) Click 'Connect To Server'

7) Click 'OK', this should leave you in the status window

8) Quit out of the 'mIRC Favourites' window

9) Type "/j donjuan" without the "s

There you go :D You should be in the chatroom!
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To make things really easy so you only have to double click on the mIRC icon on your desktop(or wherever it is) to connect and join into the channel

1) Goto 'View' --> 'Options'

2) Goto 'Connect' --> 'Options'

3) Tick the box beside 'Connect on Startup'

4) Untick the box beside 'Pop up connect dialog on startup

5) Click 'Perform'

6) Tick the box beside 'Enable perform on connect'

7) Under 'Perform commands:' insert the text "/j donjuan" without the "s

8) Click 'OK', then 'OK' again

9) Quit and load up mIRC again and it should automatically work connect and join :D!!!

10) If the 'mIRC Favourites' dialog box thingy gets annoy just untick the 'Pop up favourites on connect" when it pops up, then click 'OK'

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If you have a firewall (if you cant connect to the server with my above process) -

1) Goto 'View' --> 'Options'

2) Goto 'Connect' --> 'Firewall'

3) Enter the correct info that it asks for
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If you have any other questions, just ask in this thread or ask me on irc :D

hope to see you all in there!

Jonny
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You expect people on IRC to have REAL lives? That's a short-lived idea. Keyboard jokeys to extreme. Even been to Linux chatroom? You'd know what i'm talking about.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Vincent

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I would go but my school blocks the mirc port. The bastards.
 

Climax

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That sux.... =}

Originally posted by Vincent
I would go but my school blocks the mirc port. The bastards.
And at home? Or do you live on Campus?
 

Vincent

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Re: That sux.... =}

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
And at home? Or do you live on Campus?
Campus
 

Climax

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I see...

Originally posted by Vincent
Campus
I see... hmm.. well try convince Allen to make a java chat line ON this site. The IRC channel is pumping and works well, people must just be warned that if they start sh!t on it that they will be banned or something, but i really think that it would be beneficial:rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
 

Vincent

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It doesn't work like that, I just can't connect to the ports that the channels use. But I really don't have time this week (finals), But I'm going home a week from tomorrow, so I'll hit it up then.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Climax

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Oh ok... Well good luck for your finals man:rockon:

Anyways... I look forward to chatting to you when you come on:yes:


Laterz....
 
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