"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dammmm.....freakin Ninja, moved this **** quick! What the hell!

Anyway, yeah, good song, had it on low so couldn't hear all the words but got the point. Going to check it out again later.
 

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http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTUzNTYxMTU2.html <-- If you want to be happy for life - Jimmy Soul

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTUxOTgyNDY4.html <-- Maneater - Hall and Oates

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzQ3NzY2ODky.html <-- Dion and the Belmonts - Runaround Sue

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzg1MT....html?s=360558 <-- Rick Astley - She wants to dance with me.

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDgzOTcyNTA4.html <-- The Wanderer - DION

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzI4MDE5MTA0.html <-- Big girls don't cry

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjM1NjE2Mjg0.html <-- Rubber Ball

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTM0MTkwNDcy.html <-- California Girls

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTg1NDkxNTky.html <-- Dangerzone - TOP GUN

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzIwOTI1MDMy.html <-- I need a hero - Bonnie Tyler

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjc4OTU3Ng==.html <-- Bruce Springsteen - I'm On Fire

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjI2NTMwMA==.html <-- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTM4OTgxNjg0.html <-- Mission District - Just Don't Feel The Same

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjI2NDc4OA==.html <-- Here Comes The Rain Again - Eurythmics

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTEwNTM0MTI=.html <-- Good Charlotte - Girls and Boys

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjk0ODMzNDQ0.html?s=407863 <-- Good Girls Go Bad

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNzAyMTE0MzI=.html <-- Take Me Home Tonite - Eddie Money

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTcyMTc0MDg=.html <-- Hall and Oates - Rich Girl

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjA2MDE4MDcy.html <-- Billy Joel - Uptown Girl

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzAyMzMwMjQ=.html <-- Broken Wings - Mr. Mister

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzE0MTQ0NjQ=.html <-- Foreigner - Waiting for a girl like you

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTg4MzYxMg==.html < -- Foreigner - I want to know what love is

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjg4MzcyNjg=.html Quiet Riot - *** On Feel The Noize

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMjg2MTk4MDQ=.html <-- John Waite - Missing You

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTg1NjM0NDA0.html <-- Call me Al - Paul Simon

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzM0NzUxNzk2.html?s=363619 <-- Daft Punk - Harder

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjYyMzAwNA==.html <-- Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the dark

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTU2MDQ0MDA4.html <-- Its My Life - Bon Jovi


http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzc0NzI2ODQ=.html <-- Loverboy - Working for the Weekend

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other stuff.

Power Tool - Two Heads are Better than one - Bill and Ted Soundtrack (can't get youtube from here)

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTUwODExNjQ=.html <-- Shut up and sleep with me, its a song for dudes, but you could easily make it about chicks.

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjgwNjc0NDQ=.html <-- Jizz in my pants


Electronic Music Anthems to follow. :D
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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