Don’t Eat Pvssy

[B-Lemond]

Originally posted by h2o

Another reason I was so freaked by this is that I went back and read what PRL had written about the speckle of dust on a utensil at a restaurant. I seriously wouldn't eat with that. That's why it struck a cord with me. Because I'm guilty of asking for another utensil if it has a dot on it, but then I go and eat pvssy without taking precautions. Just don't do that, unless you really like eating pvssy.

Where is this post that PRL wrote?

 

[Articdog]

People, if it's your first time getting dirty with a girl, regardless of num. of dates, turn on the ****ing light and check that equiment out! If its bleeding, do something, don't make the god awful mistake of getting down there while she's on the rag! Your nose is a sensitive sense, so it will detect a bad smell, and blood tends to have a distint smell (especially when you a couple of millimetres from the source!) The vaginal area looks funny or smells funny 9/10 times when there is something wrong (STD).
Finally, piss is sterile so no dumbass comments on the vagina not been sterile or full of bacteria. The level of ammonia in that liquid is enough to put a horse down (ok, exaggeration). Alright it tastes bad, but unles its a viril infection statistically 7/10 girls roughly will be free. But then that doesn't include those on the rag.
Last piece of advice, you think the most precious organ God gave is your ****, but you do have a complicated device in your head called a brain so use. Common sense!

 

[Articdog]

Some corrections. I didn't mean viral, I meant STD, and some are bacterial. This means she is a complete slut, or had done it with a male 'slut' or 'stud'. In britain you can tell the type, don't know about the states. And the figure is closer to 8/10 girls, and that is for britain.
Remember, RUBBER UP

 

[Casino]

Wow..that post by Lost in Translation was on point. He is quickly establishing himself amongst the best posters in SS history.

And he quoted a line from Ma$e. That gets him some major props. Harlem World baby!!!

I totally agree with the topic starter. Womens pvssies are a cess pool of piss and period juice. If you are picking chicks up in CLUBS why the hell are you eating them out anyways???!!! Get your nut and bounce.

Yall be pandering to these club *****s a little to much. i don't care about no reputation. i'm not going to try and help some club hoe get off.

 

[diceman]

Don't you think that many you guys are being a little bit pedantic?
I remember ages a go there was a post similar to this, about a guy telling everyone to use this rubber thing over the girls feminine area (like a condom for women) when going down on her.

I thought "this is the most rediculous thing i've ever heard. What the hell is wrong with this guy?" & to my suprise, EVERYONE was agreeing with him. The one or two people who said "stop being so prudent! You're missing out on life!" were heavily flammed & told "you be an idiot & die of aids! You can't take chances when every woman is a disease infested wh0re!"

It's all happening again! I'm shocked by the responce. You can disagree if you like, but i think you're making a mountain out of a mole hill. It's this attitude that makes people afraid of women, afraid of LIVING. There is VERY little chance of anything bad happening to you for going down on a lady.

But, if you like your sheltered, unadventourous, safe, predictible, structured, prosaic existence, then go for it! or, don't go for it as the case is here.

 

[LongDrinkofWater]

Just suggest moving the action to the shower for a while......better light if nothing else. In the meantime if you find out she's not on her cycle, you can follow your inclinations. Besides, after a shower, sex is always better (for me anyway).....

 

[NewMan]

this is that I went back and read what PRL had written

That's one way to go I guess, especially if you want to be in your 40's awaiting to marry a virgin.

 

[legolas]

nevermind

 

[lebRambo]

come on bro. just cause you had one bad experience, you're telling everyone to never eat pvssy? get over it.

 

[snintel]

Originally posted by Avon
Don't eat pusssy, it might not be sterile.

Also, never eat food, it's crawling with bacteria. Avoid crossing the street, you might get hit by a bus. Never fall in love, you might get your heart broken.

Safest way to live is in a plastic bubble completely protecting you from the big scary world.

There is a difference between walking across an empty street and walking across a busy street when the light is green.

There is a difference between eating clean fully cooked meat and eating raw spoiled meat.

So shut up with your simple minded analogies.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

: PuertoRican_Lover
“ You guys wont eat off of a spoon at a restaurant because it has a speckle of dust on it but you readily indulge in that which is covered infinitely worse in germs, disease, and sperm!!! Quit eating pvssy!!!! “

nuff said!

 

[Hendrix]

I would imagine that you should have suggested to take the situation into the shower and had her return the favor. You guys are all pussies.