"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dominating your girlfriend

El Payaso

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I was over at my girl's house yesterday. We were laying on her bed using our phones. I asked her for her Wi-Fi password but she wouldn't tell me. She wanted to type it in herself without me seeing it. I told her to tell me but she kept on refusing saying I can't make her tell me.

I put my phone on the night stand and dragged her to the edge of the bed ready to pound her silly. She started pleading and begging me not to.

I pulled off her panties despite her wild struggling and gave her a right ****ing to. While pounding her I said, "Now what was it about that password again?"

She said "I'll never tell you." I started ****ing her even harder and then she started moaning "I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'm sorry" and she told me what it was right as I nutted in her. :yes:

She woke up this morning sore as hell and when I asked her to get something for me. She hesitated then laughed and said "I was about to say no then I remembered last night so I think I'll just get it."
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bingo-Player

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its lucky she's your GF otherwise i suspect you may have been looking at a rape charge lol
 

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lmfao!! good story. I agree with Bingo though too, you have to be careful with "dominating"... Even your wife or GF could still try to put the rape charge on ya. I know several women who have said "oh my ex HUSBAND raped me back in 199x". booo hooo fvcking hoo...
 

El Payaso

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Yeah, I wouldn't try it on a new girl but for some reason, she seems to get off me forcefully taking her. She's always smiling and in a very happy mood when I take her forcefully against her will.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Fyi that password is the password to something that else important
Lmfao. Nah. Unfortunately not. This is a shared apartment router.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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