"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dominating your girlfriend

El Payaso

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I was over at my girl's house yesterday. We were laying on her bed using our phones. I asked her for her Wi-Fi password but she wouldn't tell me. She wanted to type it in herself without me seeing it. I told her to tell me but she kept on refusing saying I can't make her tell me.

I put my phone on the night stand and dragged her to the edge of the bed ready to pound her silly. She started pleading and begging me not to.

I pulled off her panties despite her wild struggling and gave her a right ****ing to. While pounding her I said, "Now what was it about that password again?"

She said "I'll never tell you." I started ****ing her even harder and then she started moaning "I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'm sorry" and she told me what it was right as I nutted in her. :yes:

She woke up this morning sore as hell and when I asked her to get something for me. She hesitated then laughed and said "I was about to say no then I remembered last night so I think I'll just get it."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bingo-Player

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its lucky she's your GF otherwise i suspect you may have been looking at a rape charge lol
 

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lmfao!! good story. I agree with Bingo though too, you have to be careful with "dominating"... Even your wife or GF could still try to put the rape charge on ya. I know several women who have said "oh my ex HUSBAND raped me back in 199x". booo hooo fvcking hoo...
 

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Yeah, I wouldn't try it on a new girl but for some reason, she seems to get off me forcefully taking her. She's always smiling and in a very happy mood when I take her forcefully against her will.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Fyi that password is the password to something that else important
Lmfao. Nah. Unfortunately not. This is a shared apartment router.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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