"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dogs sense fear and confidence so as do women!

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So simple but so true:

You guys ever noticed dogs bark to some ppl, and to others they dont? When do they bark? When they sense FEAR in a person!! Fear is the same as lack of confidence, that you are stronger than the other creature!!
Its the exact same principle with women!! They sense if are strong, of ir you have fear and no confidence!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Maybe they sense fear, but thats not why they bark. When me and my brother fight my dog often starts barking at us, explain that.

They bark if they do not like somthing.

Dogs have an unbiased oppinion of freindly happy people thou. They Dony play games they dont go for the perosn who gives hteam least attention dogs prefer the most affectinate people.
 

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check-mate: I'm talking about a complete stranger to a dog, not a PET dog who know's you obviously! And of course i'm not talking about when dogs chase cars barking! Neither a pet dog that isnt used to strangers only to the owners.
I'm talking about street dogs, who are used to people passing by them.
And of course this isnt a science! But start noticing it, it happens a lot.



We have animal instincts.

Men's traits of strenght, confidence, leadership and dominance are visible to women, as they feel these.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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dude dogs bark at everybody
 

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Hell, my cat sits in the hallway meowing at the f*cking wall all night, I think the little bugger might be retarded.
 

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You are right.

Let a dog walk over you and it will; stand up to it and it will respect you - just like most women.
 

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Yea that's so true, i've noticed that aswell.

This finally explains why dogs hate mailmen: they are total AFCs. :D
 

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Originally posted by Trance
So simple but so true:

You guys ever noticed dogs bark to some ppl, and to others they dont? When do they bark? When they sense FEAR in a person!! Fear is the same as lack of confidence, that you are stronger than the other creature!!
Its the exact same principle with women!! They sense if are strong, of ir you have fear and no confidence!!
um no

dogs will bark at anybody they don't know

they will definitly bark when they feel scared or threatened

some dogs will bark at anybody including their owners
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Comparing women to dogs is not a perfect comparison :)

Yes dogs bark at some strangers and not at others but that's not totaly because they think you fear them, other factors are involved.

IMO a good way to compare dogs-women is when you have to show em who is boss. With dogs, when you get one you have to show them who is the "alpha" in this house or else they over run you quickly. You do it by punishing them or in any other way that shows you have control over them. Like you can grab them by the muzzle or scruff of their neck and go in close and talk slowly saying NO or something. With woman you kinda have to do the same, to show that you are an Alpha in this relationship and not an AFC or you get over run by them playing their games and tests on you.
 

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if you're dog ain't barking at people he doesnt know, it's time to put the ol' yeller to sleep man. I don't want my dog only barking at AFC burglars
 

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Dogs don't bark at fear, but they do attack when they sense fear.

Have you ever noticed how if you run away from a dog, it will chase you? But if you stand there, it also stands there.

Now women probably won't chase you with rapid teeth when you run away, but they can sense fear and confidence.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jesus h christ, this post is really stretching it, lol.
 

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actully, I remember talking to my mate's fine-azz cousin (a 10 no doubt)

nothing happened but shelater told my mate that she sensed that I was nervous the first time we talked


.......and then she F'ed some other dude!:(
 

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Its amazing how almost no one understood what was the purpose of the topic.

Animals sense things in other animals such as confidence, authority, fear and dominance.

Women are rational animals, with the sensorial skills much more developed than man. Therefor, they will see you how you are, long before you even know it.
 
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