"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dogs are greater than Women

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I ****ing love dogs, that's a hell of a heartwarming story.

But by that logic, dogs are more loyal than men as well.
 

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There's a reason why dogs are called 'man's best friend' and why 'diamonds are a girls best friend'.

I let you connect the dots.
 

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Great story. I went thru two very tough time periods in my life and my dog never left my side. She could sense every bit of my pain.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You guys should pick up a copy of this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oQhk3_7enM

The movie is based on a true story, I think from early 20th century, of a Japanese dog who went to the train station every day after his owner died for 10+ years because that's what he used to do when the owner was alive. Really good movie!
 

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I love my job, however one thing that pi$$es me off is that I cant have a dog, when I go to work in the morning, dont know what time I will get home, sometimes 1 - 2 am the next morning.
used to have a german shepherd as well when I was younger, they are incredible dogs but, the majority of dog owners think the same about their dog and rightly so
 

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Dear Burroughs,
Well there is also Greyfriars Bobby,the Scottish dog,that stayed with his masters grave for years.....I have always had a Dog,every comment here rang true....I would love to have an Alsatian,Churchill said of them and the Germans,they are like like their owners,at your feet or at your throat....Hitler even had Alsatians....I don't for two reasons,they only go ten years or so till their hips freeze up,and they pick up killer ticks down the Coast,but their intelligence is amazing!...just love that Austrian TV show "Rex"....That damned Dog can just about Talk,But I believe they are on their third dog!
 
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