"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dog-Ugly Girl wants me

miba

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So, this dog-ugly girl wants me. I don't want her. I wouldn't waste my "first - anthing" on her, but at the moment Im lacking in *****.

what do you advise?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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miba

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Oh yeah, she has a hot friend that i'd tap but how can I get the friend without offending the chick or even gettin the dog to set something up where we can talk more.
 

kdnash82

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all snatch isn't good snatch. it's like chess. just because you see the queen out there sitting alone, doesn't mean that you should take her. move the pieces around until you get the big picture with is the check mate.

basically i would suggest be-friending the dog and finding another girl all together. girls have a code just like guys do. if the cutie knows that the dog likes you, then you're off limits. the only way you're gonna get cutie is if dog recommends it or says she's ok with it. by be-friending dog (and make sure it's clear that you guys are just friends) cutie will be in your presence more often. your job here is to be the charming stud that you are, without making any moves on cutie.

eventually after all the pieces are in the right places, cutie will either mention it to dog, or dog will recommend it. the up side to this is you get the check mate. the down side is that you will have to be patient and wait for the right opportunity to reveal itself. this is why you're gonna be spinning other plates while the stars align themselves and open up the heavens to you.
 

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gah welcome to my world! i hate it when that happens!!
 

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depends.. if you're constantly being hounded by dog ugly women(I am); I personally ignore them. But yea, it wouldnt hurt to be friends, just dont make it obvious in any way that you're attracted to her (even though you're not). Sound confusing? That's because you dont want her to start asking you out and studd like that. Say something like lets just be friends.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Heart Break Kid

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Are you skinny? If so bulk up and the ones who want you will shift up a level. Ugly woman will think you're out of their league unless they're drunk.
 
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