"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Does this baseball player's body look like a woman's?
- Thread starter Mariselle
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Joshski
Don Juan
I would advise that no one look at these links...tinypic doesn't put a prefix in their links. The "oi##" doesn't seem right to me.Mariselle said:If you think it looks like a woman's, what makes it look that way?
Or maybe just genetics.
ChalengeGuyFan
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If he has the body of a woman, it begs the question: how do American women look like?Mariselle said:If you think it looks like a woman's, what makes it look that way?
Disturbing!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Drdeee
Banned
Theminatar
Don Juan
http://www.secsportsfan.com/images/college-softball-pitch.jpg
You gotta love the guys behind the fence. They define the American male.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Fuglydude
Master Don Juan
I've been lifting for around 12 years, I've been a high performance athlete in track and bobsled at the university level. I've was also a male stripper for 3.5 years and have made tens of thousands of dollars entertaining women based on my looks and body... I'm now a competitive bodybuilder. Here are some older shots of me:
http://s102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/Treydesmon/
I've been around my share of high level athletes, and I'll tell you right now that these guys definitely don't have the body of a woman. They have good upper body/back thickness and musculature... this is something that takes years of heavy lifting to achieve. The big hips/ass can come from heavy squats, pushing as well as genetics. Lots of lineman have that kind of a build. These are guys are typically 300+ lbs and some of the strongest mofos out there.
Allegory, insulin resistance in standard clinical presentations of metabolic syndrome are typically associated with increased abdominal/visceral obesity in males... not typically with having big ass/hips.
You clowns simply haven't been around high level athletes or haven't competed with the big boys to talk shiit like this.
I actually did see this thread a while back, along with some of the responses and I knew then most of the gym routines for the respondents (if they even go) consists of benching, curling, benching, curling...and nothing else.
To me, the guy seems to have well developed glutes and powerful legs. But it's not like he has no upper body.
The pics probably are a bit misleading because the pants are tighter than the shirt. If you saw him naked, I bet you wouldn't be calling him a woman.
Gees, guys get a life.
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