"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Does Showering Show Desperation?

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Hey what's up guys. Listen up. I look good. But I think I look *real* good when I shower. But the problem is, I can't be clean ALL the time.
I usually shower like once a week cause I don't wanna seem like I'm showing off. But I really do like the way my skin feels all clean and stuff whenever I shower.

Whenever I go out and I showered, all my buddies are like "bustin out the soap again i see" and their teasing really hurts me.

I don't really care what people think but I don't want to seem desperate to be clean.

I would like to shower EVERY night, but I'm not sure about that. What if they start to call me Mr.Clean? What do you guys think?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well animals don't take showers (or wipe their ass) and they still get laid and have lots of friends. Society tells us we need to take showers in order to keep us brainwashed with the "clean is good" propaganda, but in reality, taking showers once a year is perfectly fine.
 
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he msut be from the UK
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This probably ranks in my top 10 stupidest topic list. Seriously, no one is going to call you Mr. Clean unless you're bald, in a white undershirt, with grey eyebrows and a bottle of cleaning solution in hand.
 
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he's taking the piss on the hair gel thread.

but he did it pretty well :)
 
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Once a week?


I shower everyday. Why the heck would you shower only once a week? After 2 days of living my lifestyle, I'd smell like a garbage truck..... all the sweaty trips to the gym, and the even sweatier gigs we play turns my body into a cattle ranch.

I really need to know why you are so worried about keeping too clean? I know a guy who showers twice a day... I admit that's a bit over board, unless you work someplace that gets you really dirty, but once a week!!!!?????

I always said women like a lil' dirt, but this is extreme.
 
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and now i see the hair gel thread that I'm assuming you're making fun of...??? God I hope so. hahahahahaha


I thhought we'd gone back to the 1700's:rolleyes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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It's a joke.

Some dipsh!t started a thread 'Does Hair Gel Show Desperation' earlier. Guess this is a parody of that one.
 
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In some countries (in europe) people don't shower as much. I remember when I used to live in europe (as a kid) I used to wash about once a month. There is something about the air/water/sun that you really don't end up smelling. Im serious. I don't remember once having a disturbing oudor coming off me. Here in canada every freakin night before I go to sleep, and every morning I get up, I stink, and I need to take a shower....I don't know if It had something to do with me being younger then and my body different......I don't know.....
 
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people with too much time on their hands...

Yes... THIS thread is ripping off THIS thread ... lol:crackup:


Laterz...
 
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Re: people with too much time on their hands...

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Yes... THIS thread is ripping off THIS thread ... lol:crackup:


Laterz...
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hahaha...fvcking hilarious man :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wtf
 
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