"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Does she look like Avril Levine?

Does she resemble Avril Levine?

  • Yes

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • No

    Votes: 35 76.1%

  • Total voters
    46

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Julian

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looks like avrils younger sister.
 

Jay-X

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definetely yes, just not as skinny as avril. man, bang her if you can, i'm serious... bang her while thinking about me... sh1t that was gay:D
 

Alpine

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Yes after eating lots of pies.

Pretty though, but she'd look better with my balls on her chin.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jay-X

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noblesse oblige, alpine:D

anyway, i love that type of girl, even though they can be not that beautiful to you guys!!!!
 

Ricky

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No she's better looking than Avri Levine. Then again most girls are.
 

Wyldfire

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No, but she kinda resembles Alicia Silverstone.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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quest

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
No, but she kinda resembles Alicia Silverstone.
good call..

i like that pic better then avril anyway..

tap her..
 

Climax

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Thanx....

Thanx for all the replies... I lost the bet with her, because i said that more people would vote that she DOES look like Avril Levine, and she said that she doesnt. So I have to take HER out for coffee/tea and not visa versa:D ;)

Anyways... thanx for all the replies and votes.


Laterz...
 
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