"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does She Like Me (I'm just curious on my chances)

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John_Smith

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Because I'm a bit bored, already asked her out (by email), but I'm curious if you think I have a good chance?

Don't know her that well, met like 5 times......

The following possible cues:

1)She sees me one time and gives very big smile

2)Laughs at almost everything I say

3)Rarely takes initiatives to talk to me though (she shy???)

4) I told her her shirt looks nice on her and reply was "thanks, I appreciate it" (she then puts her hand on my shoulder").

5) When she did a presentation and screwed it up, she looked like she didn't want to see me.

What you think the interest level is?
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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she says hi to you all the time and touches you????? she likes you you silly mofo!!! ask her out already!!!! :crackup: :trouble:
 
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