"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does race have an impact in getting women???

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chinmi said:
Anyway.. you've got issues. I'm not pretending to be a DJ or anything (far from it), but I'm asian and white (& hot) chicks do get attracted to me without me even saying a word.
Good for you, maybe you are hotter than 99% of all asian guys. I'm talking about 99%, not the 1% who are clearly the exception. You, sir, are clearly the exception, don't think Asians have it easy just because you can deflower any white girl you want.

chinmi said:
Don't overgeneralize just because you happen to be ugly!!
As far as Asians are concerned, I consider myself average. However, "average asian" = "butt ugly", so I will have to agree with your statement about me being ugly.

chinmi said:
We are lucky in our position you know.. being able to learn from 2 different cultures, embracing the best of both worlds.
Not getting laid = lucky? What a strange man you are.
chinmi said:
As an asian, I'm humble and I've got great respect for other people. I will never use the term HB. I'm barely even comfortable using the word 'chicks'. Because of this respect, I'm very eager to learn from other people and always willing to help others out.
You never use the word "chick"? You say Asians are humble. THAT IS THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM. We Asians are so fvcking humble we are miserably WUSSY AND WIMPY. We never stand up for ourselves, no wonder everyone else makes fun of us.

chinmi said:
As a european.. I've learned to stand up for myself. I've learned self-respect and the importance of being confident, despite being humble at the same time. I've learned to be more selfish sometimes and to strive for my own happiness. I've learned to be more out-going and social.!!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but uh, you ain't no european. you're asian. you're yellow. sorry to wake you up out of your little fairytale dreamland, you AIN'T european! you ain't white! haha sucks don't it?
chinmi said:
That's one thing I stand for and I'm proud of it. Aside from looks, that's the only thing related to race that matters with girls. You should choose your own values to uphold and be proud of them.
You're forgetting the fact that WHITE GIRLS DON'T LIKE ASIANS. Even ASIAN GIRLS are starting not to. Are you living under a rock?!
chinmi said:
Stop making excuses for yourself and get your act together!
Oh, sorry. I will do what you do and go around pretending that being ASIAN IS COOL AND ASIAN GUYS GET ALL THE CHICKS. AZN PRIDE!! AZN PRIDE!!! AZN PRIDE!!! **excuse me while I vomit**
chinmi said:
EDIT: racist, yeah.. it's the perfect word to describe what you are. You fail to accept that every person is different.
How can I be racist against my own kind? WTF? You're right, every person is different. But if you're playing basketball, and you hand the ball to the other team, you can't say "well every player is different".

chinmi said:
And you believe others think the same way you do. That's just NOT TRUE.
Actually what I say about Asians, you know it's true, I know it's true, everybody knows it's true. I'm just the only one who HAS THE GUTS to say anything about it. And sir, I feel VERY sorry for you. You are hopelessly brainwashed by politically correctness.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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