"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does Gunwitch really fight that much

SeldomSeen

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I read this from mASF archives and it reminded me of a friend I went out with every week who got in a fight every week and had been banned in bar after bar for breaking arms, throwing people throwing people threw windows etc.

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Gunwitch:

Ive been to jail several times for assualt, menacing and
battery, once for obsenity, and another for indecent exposure, and another for
reckless endangerment in a speeding incident.

Number two, i dotn go to PRISON because lots of these charges get dropped to mutual combat in my state, no loss of life limb or physical mobility, ALONG
with no battery tend to get thrown out of court as its redneckville around here
and theres 5-10 fights that lead to arrests every friday and saturday night, so
judges dismiss it as long as theres no battery.
Ask Gordon, thats legal, just not enforced in alot of places because of a non
violence influence. HERE though weve got a carnival once year where the
sherrif takes all comers at boxing for 30 seconds a piece for 10 bucks as a
charity, so YEEE HAAAAW!

Number three, alot of REAL men dont go to the cops over even a fractured jaw,
much less getting punched out in a parking lot.
Hell ive been humiliated in front of a girlfriend and pissed on by a guy after
he beat me into submission, had my arm broken, my leg broken, and my sternum
ruptured, ive also been run over and shot at, and never went to the police,
lotta guys in these parts feel that way.
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Silverback82

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SeldomSeen said:
Number three, alot of REAL men dont go to the cops over even a fractured jaw,
much less getting punched out in a parking lot.
Hell ive been humiliated in front of a girlfriend and pissed on by a guy after
he beat me into submission, had my arm broken, my leg broken, and my sternum
ruptured, ive also been run over and shot at, and never went to the police,
lotta guys in these parts feel that way.
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damn this gunwitch guy is an idiot

what "parts" is he from, Hell?

guys break his bones and shoot at him and he is somehow more of a man for letting it go:down:
 

organizedconfusion

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Silverback82 said:
damn this gunwitch guy is an idiot :D :D :D

what "parts" is he from, Hell?

guys break his bones and shoot at him and he is somehow more of a man for letting it go:down:
a friend of mine slept with my cousins wife ,and my cousin decided to jump him and his other buddy with a group of guys..put my friends buddy in the hospital -but my friend followed my cousin home that night after being jumped, and beat the holy heck out of my cousin and four of his friends single handledly,drunk,beaten and bruised and he still whipped azzz.he was a varsity wrestler and not much bigger then 5'5 @ 170ish...
 

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Gunwitch is an idiot, that's a statement I can agree with :)

Still, make the hoe say no is a good slogan. Most guys are too reserved.

Actually, I don't know anything about him, but living in the woods and redneckville isn't exactly a huge display of high value. Guess he got "run" over by an angry trucker.
 
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Gunwitch is formerly known as Phillip Anselmo of Pantera
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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