"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does anyone here watch CSI newyork, CSI Miami?

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Does anyone here watch CSI newyork, CSI Miami? Do you notice the blonds in those shows? They are hot !! I want to bang them .:D :p
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i watch both shows and their good, but come on, every chick that murders somebody are totally hot. beauty queens bring in the ratings. i haven't seen one homely homicide yet
 

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CSI Miami is one of my fav shows

CSI Miami > CSI > CSI NY
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Crime TV shows are changing the way that real trials are conducted. Modern jurors expect to see scientific evidence at every trial, because that's what they see on TV.
 

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LOL BibleBelt, from the sound of your name, I hope your not feeding into the bullsh!t that is reality TV...
 

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LOL BibleBelt, from the sound of your name, I hope your not feeding into the bullsh!t that is reality TV...
I know you are trying to sound like Mr smartypants here, but BB is absolutely correct.

The people at Criminal Investigation Offices had been complaining heavily about the new graduates that think their job "is going to be just like CSI", that they are going to play with some high tech equipment and lead exciting lives.

The truth is, it is nothing like this. Being a criminal investigator is NOTHING like CSI - it is usually boring and tedious job.
 

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Okay...

so many people are buying into the bullsh!t that is reality TV

What's the point in bringing it up? If the people who went into the field had brains in their heads they'd know everything in the show is designed to make it dramatic. Why not watch friends and reject all of your own, because the people in friends are so much cooler.

Seriously, stop buying into the bullsh!t that is reality TV, same goes for the bible, and childrens story books like Hansel and Gretel.

It's all just stories to keep you interested...

Heh, just like dem hott blonds... Working late would be bearable then
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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