"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Documentaries won't teach you anything.

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SharinganUser

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I have seen quite a few documentaries on sex and dating. 99% of them were garbage. And for some reason they were made (and still are) by the BBC. One that comes to mind examined the mating rituals in the animal kingdom and made incredible leaps in logic such as that since the grasshoper does this to attract a mate, obivously humans do it too. The theory would have held more water if they offer'd more explaination than "Evolution means everyone evolved from the same thing, ergo we all get action the same way." It was lame. Another one on tv the other day examined pheremones. Sure we all know that pheremones are made for attracting a mate, but just try not showering for a month and see how many hb's you can pick up.


Fact of the matter is, most of the information out there (in the mainstream, especially) is written by people that have never even seen a vagina, or by some old flake and his controling wife of 3000 years.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fresh sweat is the key, not just avoiding the shower for a month! I don't believe there's anything more irrisistable to a chick than a guy who'se straight out of his workout stinking of fresh body odour. You can bet she would be sexing you every which way in her head while sitting there trying not to look all hot and bothered.

Think of the presence your fresh body odour creates in a room - the males get seriously annoyed by it while the chicks totally dig it. It's an alpha-male thing.

The Muscly Jerk
 
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