"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Documentaries that piss me off!

The Truth

Banned
Joined
Jun 2, 2006
Messages
473
Reaction score
10
Has anyone else noticed that there are a load of documentaries that dont have a conclusion? Documentaries like "Do aliens exist?" or "Is psychic phenomena possible?" that go into interviews with scientists, run some questionable video footage, give an in depth history lesson, and then conclude that it still remains a mystery?!

I already know that aliens and psychic phenomena are a mystery, so why do I need to watch a documentary and interviews with scientists to tell me that? I mean seriously, why the **** do people make documentaries that prove nothing? It would be easier and make more sense to not make documentaries until something has been proven.

And why do documentaries and books always go into unnecessary details? I.e. "This is Derek ****, he is a physicist at P.I.S.S. P.I.S.S is an acronym for Psychic Institute for Science Studies. It was founded in 1973 by Arthur Dildo, who investigated the effects of copper sulphate falling from a varied heights onto soil...blah blah blah..."

The conclusion I usually reach from this is that there are science labs all over the world taking tax payers' money, messing around and proving NOTHING! Close the fvckers down and renovate a few ghettos!!

I'm frustrated because it's just so hard to learn something these days without having to wade through tonnes of trivial and meaningless bull****! You can't research on the net without being bombarded with adverts, and even school, college, university and many "educational" books are exactly the same - 99% waffle and 1% useful facts.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

penkitten

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2001
Messages
8,256
Reaction score
236
Age
49
Location
at our house
i hate the ones that say they have new evidence, and its not new.
its like i just wasted my time in watching the thing.
 

Nighthawk

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 22, 2005
Messages
2,078
Reaction score
29
Totally agree. Also, the camera phone has made so much paranormal bull**** untenable. Aliens? Ghosts? Poltergeist activity? Bigfoot? Where's the pics?
 
Top