"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Documentaries that piss me off!

The Truth

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Has anyone else noticed that there are a load of documentaries that dont have a conclusion? Documentaries like "Do aliens exist?" or "Is psychic phenomena possible?" that go into interviews with scientists, run some questionable video footage, give an in depth history lesson, and then conclude that it still remains a mystery?!

I already know that aliens and psychic phenomena are a mystery, so why do I need to watch a documentary and interviews with scientists to tell me that? I mean seriously, why the **** do people make documentaries that prove nothing? It would be easier and make more sense to not make documentaries until something has been proven.

And why do documentaries and books always go into unnecessary details? I.e. "This is Derek ****, he is a physicist at P.I.S.S. P.I.S.S is an acronym for Psychic Institute for Science Studies. It was founded in 1973 by Arthur Dildo, who investigated the effects of copper sulphate falling from a varied heights onto soil...blah blah blah..."

The conclusion I usually reach from this is that there are science labs all over the world taking tax payers' money, messing around and proving NOTHING! Close the fvckers down and renovate a few ghettos!!

I'm frustrated because it's just so hard to learn something these days without having to wade through tonnes of trivial and meaningless bull****! You can't research on the net without being bombarded with adverts, and even school, college, university and many "educational" books are exactly the same - 99% waffle and 1% useful facts.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i hate the ones that say they have new evidence, and its not new.
its like i just wasted my time in watching the thing.
 

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Totally agree. Also, the camera phone has made so much paranormal bull**** untenable. Aliens? Ghosts? Poltergeist activity? Bigfoot? Where's the pics?
 
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