"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Doctor House M.D. symptoms! Advice?

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I think its a good trait to have, but you need to be able to connect with people, and be human sometimes.

he blew it with that Cameron chick. and she was fiiiine. :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Perfect sense; you're a House wannabe. Why else would you post an entire thread discussing nothing else but your alleged similarities to a fictional character with no questions or invitations for comments?

It's okay, though. After I nab my M.D. I wouldn't mind having some of House's traits too, although a lot of his methods would land a real doctor in jail or find himself in the middle of a nice, fat malpractice suit.
have you wondered why i ignored your first reply?

i don't need to ask a specific question... people who are like me realized what the problem was in the first place... there is no reason to ask questions.

please quit replying to my threads... you always bring them down.

i even said in the original posts that useless replies don't belong here... especially if theyre going to be negative... and most of your posts are negative.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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Michele said:
If you know what I'm talking about and feeling... I'd like to know your suggestions.
It seems that everyone but you and Potbelly know what my problem is... so they understand what I'm getting at.

Like I said, I don't need to ask the question since I said for people who know what I'm talking about to reply only.

oh well i try not to put people in the ignore... but you definitely deserve it.

hopefully this thread wont be closed like one of my earlier one that you derailed and got locked.

okay "Just too smart" there i fixed it. there. that's the only thing you could find... now go to some other thread, find typos and then cry about it.
 

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Michele said:
i'm not a house wannabe.
Nope, sorry you're wrong. I win!:woo:

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well anyway... i'm glad you got your personal lil story out even if it was a bit irrelevant, everyone likes to feel important with their opinion. OOooo! they just can't seem to hold themselves back from telling their own fun lil stories! considering you probably skimmed through and made assumptions about what i was talking about.
Well your post really was useless so I couldn't have had a clue what your point was, since you didn't have a point to begin with. You're just trying to tell everyone how you are like this TV character and engrain in your mind that you and house = same, and therefoer you inherit his qualities.

It doesn't work that way man, you actually gotta work to become someone in this world.

MICHALELANGO said:
i'm pretty sure posting the thread title "Doctor House M.D. symptoms! Advice?" then start listing reasons why i'm like house... well i'm pretty sure it crossed my mind that i would NOT want to sound like a wannabe... because if i thought i'd blatantly sound like a wannabe, i wouldnt have posted this thread.

make sense?
No not really, and even if you didn't lie in that quote right there you did a pretty crap job of hiding it.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Michele l'Arcangelo

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god damn... you're so right! i'm a wannabe ='((

k... i got great answers already.

let the thread die (since you revived it from 2nd or 3rd page)... you win! yipee!
 
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