"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you wax your chest?

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I ask this because my lady had one of her friends over, and she brought this guy she's "seeing". Apparently, they're not dating yet (they've been "seeing" each other for about 3 months).

Anyway, I'm outside cooking, and the two ladies begin to wax this poor fvcker's chest. I haven't a clue if he wanted his chest waxed, but the girl he's "seeing" seemed to like doing it.

Now, there's no way in hell I'm waxing mine. But is this kind of 5hit normal for guys? Or is it just a chick playing barbie with a human?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ahhh...no.

Unless you're a bodybuilder training for some competition...
 
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i'm a puirty hairy guy.....and out of all my hair, i wold only do my back and my shoulders (and maybe trim the pubes). Other then that, HELL NO.
 
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There was a massive debate on chest waxing on either this forum, or the teen bodybuilding forum. Can't remember which.

But I think the main points is waxing makes your chest look better (highlights your muscles or some sh*t), but it could also make you look like a sausage muncher.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I have the austin powers carpet-type chest hair, so I don't ever want to wax it even if you paid me to b/c it would probably hurt like fvck.
 
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i dont wax my chest, it is a tiny bit hairy but i think i will leave it.
 
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