"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I roll down to my local Chipotle Restaurant and sit down with a nice, fat burrito and decide to take a look through Denver's local rag, Westword. I'm perusing through the paper when all of a sudden I came across a gem that almost made me recycle the food I just ate. :eek:

http://www.citypages.com/databank/28/1366/article15130.asp

After reading this I thought to myself, "I wonder how many dudes out there are really women with what appears to be testicles but are actually external ovaries."

If this isn't motivation to be a Man then I don't know what is.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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yep, there's freaks out there. i already knew that. the bad part is these guys actually got involved in a relationship and got married despite these huge problems, and i can't even get a date? my guess is they're married to beached whales though.
 
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Yeah, **** like this get's me fired up because I know there are a bunch of hot women out there dating babies who can't wait to get their hands on a guy like me.

Let's go get some brawds! :rockon:
 
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