"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bible_Belt said:
thx, guys (and pk, honorary guy)

good advice
Stick with a hand around her neck in order to see whether or not it's too much pressure. Suggest blindfolding her if she needs additional masking of her senses.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I think I can now say that I've heard it all on this site. This is some crazy shish. Please check back and let us know how the strangling/raping/choking/beating/domestic violence/stabbing role playing went.
 

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A girl I dated this summer was just like this. At first I felt like you, a prude, but the more I gave into the better things got! I mean when I would get rough with her she would absolutely melt and look at me like a sex starved submissive girl. Trust me that makes you feel manly and it is a real turn on.

I bet she likes to be tied up. If you can't tie her up try pinning her up against the wall and restraining her hands over her while you kiss her.

It's all in good fun
 

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I think its more common than people think. If youre banging a girl just lightly wrap your hand around her throat. Dont even squeeze. Just the fact that youre in complete control will turn her on so much. Women just love being dominated.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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proceed with caution....I wouldn't get roped into that if it was me.....I've had two of my friends arrested over that 5hit. one led this guy into that and then got pissed off at him and claimed it was rape. another buddy beat this chick in the a$$ with a coat hangar because she asked him to. same thing happened to him and I think he ended up with a year but I'm not sure, I haven't seen him since. I like do them doggie style and grabbing her hair and pull it back, they all get off over that. but as a rule of thumb I never leave marks on women.
 

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skirtChaser said:
proceed with caution....I wouldn't get roped into that if it was me.....I've had two of my friends arrested over that 5hit. one led this guy into that and then got pissed off at him and claimed it was rape. another buddy beat this chick in the a$$ with a coat hangar because she asked him to. same thing happened to him and I think he ended up with a year but I'm not sure, I haven't seen him since. I like do them doggie style and grabbing her hair and pull it back, they all get off over that. but as a rule of thumb I never leave marks on women.
Sounds like good advice to me.
 

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Have fun, roleplay, take it easy, don't go too far, control yourself and her, be a beast, not a barbarian.
 

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its a dangerous path I'm telling ya. I had a chick a couple of weeks ago that wanted me to bite her, I refused and told her I'd stuff my kawk in her mouth instead, that did the trick, fortunatly for me she got off on it, especially after I gagged her with a half pint of baby batter.
 

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I've had 2 girls ask me to do that. The first one was 19 and I was 22.. She asked me to choke her - I was like wtf? This is some advanced ass shyt for a 19yo girl... I didn't dig it. The second time was with a gf 5 years my senior. She wanted it done to her and then she tried it on me (without me asking btw). It's definitely not my thing. More power to you if you like it tho. :cheer:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This is a great thread.:D lol @ the 'baby batter,' too

She emailed me today and told me that our 'amazing sex' was all she could think about all day. She's already said that I have left bruises on her, so the 'leave no marks' threshhold has been crossed. It's not like I've never spanked a girl, but like I said, all this one ever says is 'harder, harder.'

I will call her tomorrow and set a date for this weekend, although truthfully I am a little more into a different plate. As the two girls get more into me, it is going to get hard to manage seeing both. The other girl is kinky, too, but more in a 'let's pick up a girl at the bar and have a 3som' type of way, not a 'smack me around and pretend to rape me' kind of way.
 

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good job. you're satisfying both her fantasies and her physical sex life.

enjoy it.
 

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hey ill give ya twenty bucks if the next time she says she wants to do something dirty tell her to lay on the floor on her back, tell her to close her eyes, then urinate on her. that face would be worth a million bucks when she starts seeing that coming.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yea, you couldpee on her. Then take it a little further with a big pooper! Know no boundaries!


I joke :p
 

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Everytime I come back to his post, I still crack up laughing. Too funny!! Crazy azz chick. I'm gonna put my hand over my girls mouth one day, just to see how she reacts. She has her loco days too, so she'll probably get a kick out of it, which would scare me.
 

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It's a fetish. A lot of women would happily put their hand over YOUR mouth too. It turns them on.
 

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Watch the movie " Lies and Alibies 2006 " Rated R............

Also one of the characters in the movie is a true DJ. A good flick.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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