"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you think Woody Allen got cuckolded?

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I was reading about the Weinstein "scandal" (like a "casting couch" is a new thing, but I digress) and looked up the author, and found out that he is Allen's son, which I presume that he treated as such (he's a loo himself, so who knows?) But when I looked at this guy, I said to myself that this guy does not look like a son that Allen would *biologically* father.

The real father is unmistakable: the man the mother had "divorced" a few years prior:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...an-farrow-lot-frank-sinatra-article-1.1606921

This should be a lesson for all men who think they are biological fathers-to-be, especially with women who have been recently divorced. Evolution has made it so that kids resemble the father much more than the mother, something that should be apparent fairly early on.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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woody allen is a piece of sh1t pedophile.
 

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I look NOTHING like my father but you can see it around my mouth and other weird stuff.

My sister looks like a female version of my dad.

Weinstein is happening all throughout movies. I have a relative who is a big screen star and he laughs about boy bands being loved by women as he says they all have had it up the backside from some producer or agent.
I believe it Corey Feldman and other actors and actresses have spoken about widespread pedophilia in Hollywood. There is an interesting documentary on it on youtube
 
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