"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Do you think this woman is really 134 years old?

Is she truthful?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • No

    Votes: 5 83.3%

  • Total voters
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Deep Dish

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Click here for the CNN video

I watched the news video twice and I strongly think the woman is lying. The woman certainly is old but I would estimate no older than her late 80's. The main thrust of why I believe the woman is lying:

1. The world record for the longest documented lifespan was Jeanne Calment of France of 122 years age and typically the old person alive at any moment is usually around their mid-110's. (Wikipedia). Yet, we are to believe this woman living out in the middle of nowhere Africa, just happened to be really really really really luck. I don't know the numbers crunching math, but I would think the probability statistics of a woman living to 134 years of age, with the bell curve of expected lifetimes, is once in many thousands of years and I bet we're not so lucky.

2. Her appearance and behavior is discrepant and inconsistent with known longest agers. She's blind, she misses many teeth, but she seems too chatty and mentally intact. She has the mental capacity of your grandmother. She also didn't seem to match the frailness comparative to known longest agers. While it may be true some centurions live for 110+ years and still maintain a surprising degree of mental and physical agility, that seems more the exception than the rule and, I would think, is reliant upon living in a modern society with access to modern medicine, proper diet, lifestyle, and physical exercise regiments. Yet, this poor woman lives poor Africa.

3. Her official birth certificate states she is 134 years old, but births were not recorded when she was born and the birth date was admittedly accepted by her statement. She supposedly has 14 adult children, at least one daughter of 90 years age, but I question the veracity of their real ages and their real relationships to her.

I believe this is a case of not an individual but a whole community, from her neighbors to her local government, complicit in swindling a lie for publicity.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I love how they say she thinks she is 134 years old :p

Yet they said her daughter was 90 years old, which would make her 44 when she had her.....
But that is pretty old to have kids ----> Especially for African Tribal Cultures...

So yes, I do think she's probably lying :eek:
 

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Deep Dish said:
Yet, we are to believe this woman living out in the middle of nowhere Africa, just happened to be really really really really luck. I don't know the numbers crunching math, but I would think the probability statistics of a woman living to 134 years of age, with the bell curve of expected lifetimes, is once in many thousands of years and I bet we're not so lucky.
Totally agree with you on that one, it makes perfect sense! :up:



Deep Dish said:
I believe this is a case of not an individual but a whole community, from her neighbors to her local government, complicit in swindling a lie for publicity.
Yeah bro, I actually wouldn't be surprised if that happened to be the true objective truth
 

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She THINKS shes that old cause her brain is turning into mush. How do you have an educated guess of ones birthdate? Sketch.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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