MatureDJ
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Do you think this short man should accept this offer of being "friends"?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
redskinsfan92
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I would tell her I would gladly be friends with benefits.
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"dont give up, you're not gonna make some woman happy one day, she is out there"
I'm sure it was a patronizing, superficial, paternalistic line like that one to give those incel spree killers the last push they needed.
When they say a man that they have no attraction for him, its not the best news in the world but we can deal with that...
On the other side the lets just be friends line or some lines like that one above, basically tells a man that he is not even a man...more like a puppy or a toy.
I've been told countless time that I'm an assh0le and that they hope I die, zero fvck given actually...but some line like that would really strike me hard.
I'm sure it was a patronizing, superficial, paternalistic line like that one to give those incel spree killers the last push they needed.
When they say a man that they have no attraction for him, its not the best news in the world but we can deal with that...
On the other side the lets just be friends line or some lines like that one above, basically tells a man that he is not even a man...more like a puppy or a toy.
I've been told countless time that I'm an assh0le and that they hope I die, zero fvck given actually...but some line like that would really strike me hard.
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I'd do what I've done before when faced with that, told her to fvck right off.