"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Do you think this is F****** weird or what?

MountainSlide

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Ok so I was with my friend and we met up with this girl. He kept telling me what a sloot she was (he was right) and that we were going to tag team her. She shut him down and he started acting like a whiny little biotch. I was just throwing some game at this girl, sweet talking and ****, and he started accusing me of being clingy, right in front of her!!! and she said to him "your just being jealous". Anyway I went into the room with her and banged the **** out of her (she was a wicked lay).

The next day I was talking to this guy and he said that he saw us banging and I was like "how the phuck did you see that"??? And he told me that he saw us from outside the window but that he didn't watch for long. I think he was phucking lying about not watching long and it creeped the shyt out of me.. We were quite drunk but the guy also went and slept in the bed I banged the girl in after we went elsewhere in the house.

this guy is a serious weirdo hey?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yungballa

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lmao whats the problem why you worried? he saw you gettin puzzy so what? maybe he was in his feelings that he wasnt gettin any
 
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