Do you think this gal could get a date on Tinder?

[MatureDJ]

Woman born with giant mole has balloons implanted to stretch skin for removal op

A WOMAN born with a huge mole covering her face now has four egg-sized balloons under her skin as part of a drastic op to save her life. Doctors fear Xiao Yan’s birthmark could turn cancerous…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

Of course she could. Some lonely desperate simp who think he'll be adorned by all her friends for being such a sweet guy to look past her physical flaws. She'll probably still ***** whip him and all her friends will just think he's desperate.

 

[Robert28]

Before the balloons? Absolutely, without a doubt! With the balloons? That’s a stretch.

 

[MatureDJ]

Before the balloons? Absolutely, without a doubt! With the balloons? That’s a stretch.

Intentional pun?

 

[Doctor Europeo]

Yes. Many desperate betas AFCs out there.

 

[biggoal]

I noticed actually fat people have the best success on old. Why? They're usually paring with the same grease balls as themselves. 250lb lardball isnt matching with a 115lb petite cutie obviously but with a 250lb whale.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

After surgery if she returns to even a modicum of how she looked before the ballon’s she’ll get more attention than Chadwick McChaddington.