"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you think the Taliban fighters are in it for the forced-marriage poon?

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Who Dares Win

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Quite funny how getting a wife could be a blessing or a curse according the law working in your country.
 

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It's a different Taliban, access to internet and smart phones, the thing is a lot of them are illiterate, while most others have little if any education, meanwhile women are highly educated and I'm sure they are threatened by it.

Depending how much backing they get from China and the west, I mean this could be the start of a whole new threat
 

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It's a different Taliban, access to internet and smart phones, the thing is a lot of them are illiterate, while most others have little if any education, meanwhile women are highly educated and I'm sure they are threatened by it.

Depending how much backing they get from China and the west, I mean this could be the start of a whole new threat
We need to send our feminists and simps over there to fight for women's rights
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The average taliban would grab a rifle and fight for his system, he would even hide in a cave for months...would any of us do it for our?

Is it our fault for being egoistic pr1cks or the system to be anything but fair and useful to us?
 
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