"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm looking at this guy @ Wikipedia, and all I can think about is that his face screams out BadA33 Chad:
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Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurashi - Wikipedia

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Hunter eyes, short philtrim, and an all-time scowl - and white enough to not be instantly disregarded as an ethnic. I am now awaiting chicks on Twitter talking about what a loss this is. :rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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He is too old and doesnt have enough hair but if you make him 5 years younger, with decent hair and survivor of a shooting against the marines he would probably turn on plenty of women.
 
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Who Dares Win said:
He is too old and doesnt have enough hair but if you make him 5 years younger, with decent hair and survivor of a shooting against the marines he would probably turn on plenty of women.
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I don't think his lack of hair was a problem. He transcended it like Bruce Willis.
 
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That's the whitest looking arab I have ever seen
 
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