"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Do you think that a vengeful woman could use one of these?

MatureDJ

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http://www.sqlhelper.net/html/Technology/03/Anti_rape_Device_to_Hit_the_Market_13472.html

Eshler insists on the fact that the main advantage of her invention is that it could give a woman attacked by a rapist some vital seconds to escape the criminal while he is busy dealing with pain caused by the device. This would be great pain as 25 teeth of the device that is inserted in the vagina attach themselves to the head and the shaft of the penis.
OK, I can understand this as an anti-rape device, and indeed, if reports like this come out, there may be some lessening of rape. But I've know some pretty squirrely women, and I just have a hunch that some could think about doing this to their man.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just 5 seconds of foreplay would discover this device and save you a whole lot of pain.

Could it be used to hurt a guy? Sure! But so could that heavy lamp at the bedside.
 

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Just who said a rapist is interested in vagina. Maybe he likes her ass hole better. Poor woman has to stick that thing into vagina and her butt every morning, just so that she gets her revenge and get killed while being raped.


You can't rape the willing. :whistle:
 

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I'll tell you one thing; if that contraption snapped on my finger or d***, there would be a fatality.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Plus im sure that having lots of someone elses blood inside you will be a great healthy thing :rolleyes:
 

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Why don't they just line the inside of the device with some chilli sauce/powder/compound so that any would-be rapists would feel the burrn.

If they really want to identify the man, why not have some 'exploding ink' (maybe not exploding, but ink staining) technology so their incriminating parts can be identified (like those bank robbers with red dye all over their money/faces/hands).
 

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because it's not as cool as having a mini Barraka bite your **** off.
 
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